/biz/ - Business & Finance

Le slurpers has arrived.

>>56655211
No major brokerage is going to fuck you over that badly because they're regulated out the ass by US government agencies and they'd also get eaten alive by lawsuits from Goldstein and Goldstein. If you trust AST over them fine, your choice. But most likely you won't even be able to login when the squeeze is happening. I highly doubt TDA is going to cockblock me from selling if the day comes.
Market makers and bots are providing the liquidity btw, usually not the broker themselves.

>>55417964
Category 3 is faulty because there could be no bankruptcy and we go up.
Or we could squeeze past $1 making your stipulation that "anyone who bought over $1 is a retard" bullshit.
Getting sweaty before you guys get heemed in court again today?

>>55383174
Literally this.
I'm almost 40: I'm in better physical shape than I was a teenager, I recently got a hair transplant (so now I look way younger), and I have a great six-figure career in financial cyber security.
My Zuckbook feed is an endless sea of fat roasties with Snapchat filtered photos, and they keep DMing me asking how I'm doing, and sending me lame normie memes.

>>55320559
https://old.reddit.com/r/BBBY/comments/13wjuwa/311_million_shares_3_the_end/
>>55320686
Nobody cares about bonds, the shares can squeeze because of all the fuckery involving basket swaps, naked shorting, so on.

are there any good crypto youtube channels?

GME is the distraction from BBBY

I had sex with a biological female woman
I had sex with a trans men
I had sex with a trans woman

I rank my experiences in the following order
1.biological women
2.trans men
3.trans woman

I declare no specific gender alignment, I just like to cum inside whatever

I have a friend who owns companies abroad can I get him to hire me on paper. what if he sends me like 5k a month can I recycle that 5k somehow and make it look like im on a 60k salary? I need income on paper. need advice.

Markets can't be zero sum because you're buying from and selling to market makers who hedge their deltas then make money off the bid ask spread, volatility from options, and whatever other arbitrage or chicanery they're up to.
So you can win and they can somehow still win as long as they don't suck.
Checkmate, libtards.

>Funko Inc earnings after hours
Who here is gonna bet on soiboy consumerism?

>>53868632
No wait for 60. Then we 2x to 120

I didn't do anything this week except sell my puts

>>53838003
>Typical retard day
And we enjoy every second of it.

>>53836338
Shut the fuck up nerd. I'll buy whatever the fuck I WANT and if you don't like it I'm heeming your fragile little bussy.

>>53730096
TDA

should i buy another i savings bond now? or wait for new numbers?

what are your favorite vanguard etfs?
hard mode: no VTI

>>53100530
>>53100540
why did you post an image of a laughing pepe?
your post is not funny at all
this thread is fucking terrible

we're back at 17k
bull run starting?

>>52874593
good mulatto pussy will turn a broke nigga to a rich nigga

that's facts

it costs more in fees to withdraw btc than eth?

is this it? the future of finance?

atm it costs more to withdraw (in fees) BTC than ETH.

Where did we go wrong

does btc really matter for poorfags like myself? isnt it more profitable to buy an altcoin instead?