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what did your family say about crypto over the dinner table?
here is my personal experience:

It was Christmas dinner with my entire extended family
Not really into talking about crypto or any of my investments though.
By complete mistake, I happen to have overheard two of my uncles talking about crypto and then the word "MATIC" popped up

Being a major Polygon MATIC supporter, I joined the conversation and showed them my wallet containing $2,000,000 worth of MATIC tokens.

The entire room irrupted!! Everyone started giving me high fives and congratulating me on my “wise purchase”
My aunt was flabbergasted (yet somewhat even envious i might add?)
Nonetheless, everyone started cheering and clapping. They even brought out their finest champagne bottle and made me give out a toast to eternal financial freedom!

At this point, it all felt extremely surreal and I really thought this was some kind of prank. However, I quickly realized that it wasn’t

One of our neighbors heard the commotion going on and decided to come over to check up. When he heard that I had bought MATIC, he became in a hysterical state of euphoria
He then called for his daughter to come over and offered me to sleep with her on his yacht.
His daughter and I made coitus all night long and I made her cum 5 times
As a matter of fact, she instantly came the moment I showed her my $2,000,000 MATIC wallet.

It was some night!