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>buckle up Tylee
>go to a mall for lunch and shopping on a hot summer day
>come back more than 2.5 hours later
>a half-cooked DEAD FUCKING DOG in my car
tweet >Whoops
>suddenly remember my dead china-loving dad Teddy
tweet >I have a crush on China
>decide to eat the dog like chinaman do
>belly feels funny
>go to a toilet
tweet poop emoji
>see a hot AZN girl on my way back, start stalking her on twitter
>drive home and buy more AAPL
tweet > Ask not what your company can do for you – ask what you can do for your company