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>relaunch on ETH
>contract literally ends in D0B0
>get big heckin exchange listing
>its poloniex
KEK BAGGIES LOST THEIR TOP WHALE AHAHAHAHAH DOOOBAAAAGIE

>grand relaunching on ETH
>Market moons
>everyone sells
DOBAGGIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK DOBAGGIE

total dobaggie holocaust

The initial pump has bled out to a floor, the devs finally finished dumping. Unfortunately they couldn't help themselves dumping it down to presale prices and spooking even the dumbest jeets into selling.
Now a new generation of bagholders will have to be born to the endless dogbaggie scamming.
Don't ruin your life on this garbage.

baggies are LITERALLY calling it "Bonktober"
Bwahahahaha
Jamie pull up the chart for Dog Bonk on Ethereum
Jesus christ

Original Dog Bonk = 7 days after initial pump to begin moon mission
Pepe = mooned from the beginning
Hpos relaunch on ETH = two weeks after initial pump to begin moon mission
Fine = 3 days after initial pump to pump again
Dog Bonk ETH = 30 days after initial pump and is still continuing to bleed out over the market floor like a splayed asshole, despite mass shilling, influencer raids and dropping not one but two NFT collections
ITS OVER DOBAGGIES
GET A JOB

Kek baggies
Your chart looks like a gaping asshole

>checks chart
KEK BAGGIES
all that shilling and you actually LOST holders and your mc TANKED

>checks chart
AHAAHHAHAHA BAGGIES

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

if the eth edition hits hposi marketcap ill eat my own shit
until then - OOOOO BAAAAGIIIES

>relaunch on ETH
>presalers dump on investors
>nervous whales dump at the first sign of blood
>remaining 50 whales ready to dump the token to 0 at any possible moment
OOOOOO DOBAAAAAAGGIIIIIIIIIIE

Dogbat. What else?

DOBAGGIESGOING TO ZERO ON BOTH COINS AHAHAHAHA DOBAAAAAGIE

BNB dogbat is dead, Justin confirmed it earlier.
Ironically this trashes the reputation of the new token because at the slightest hint of bad market conditions the Devs will just launch yet another presale and tell you This Is The One

can you imagine how hard the cope is going to be when CZ is arrested, fried on the electric chair and BNB goes to 0?
>b-but le heckin holesome p-prophecy...
kek baggies

Anyone else noticed that ever since their marketcap plummeted below 2m the dobaggie threads have dried up? has anyone sighted a single dobaggie in public since the last intelligent whale dumped their stack on their stupid heads? hiding in the shadows doesnt seem like financial freedom to me