/biz/ - Business & Finance

>it's like a title, but but wait for it, on da blockchain! Also, it doesn't grant any legal rights to the asset!
da futucha o finarce!

>>54872332
the best real canon way to end this timeline would be if someone made a literal clown pepe token and that somehow became the #1 crypto

>>54216957
>>54217009
this would be PIQUE clown world

im from a secret group of benevolent elites and we want to save (YOU) from the impending crash! first reply with trips gets to live in our sweet underground bunker while we alt+f4 the world as we know it so we can build back better.
>this is really it, the two weeks is over!

>>51482473
You're the guy who we played Monopoly with when we were kids. You're the fucking guy who always wanted to be "the bank" then swap out 20s for 100s. Except now you basically want to take pink 5s and turn them into red 500s in real life, with basically just another version of Monopoly money.

Take your meds.

>>50611194
The left and their propaganda arm known simply as "the media" have been lying to everyone about everything for years now. Men are women boys are girls. Invaders to your country deserve to be here. Invaders to Ukraine means you must suffer financially. COVID is deadly, didn't come from a lab in Wuhan, funded by the US, and personally approved by Fauci. The vaccine is safe and effective. The election was fortified. Trump lost. Biden is the most popular president in US history.

...and you're suprised they are lying about rhe economy and changing the definition of a recession? These demons deserve to all be hung.

>recession confirmed
>peak retard pump
>he has not sold the last exist scam yet
ohhh sweet summer child

>>50391168
lol your greed will get you Reked Anons. This could be a scam. If your going to be a complete degen and yolo into this, at least work a wallet that does not contain your other crypto and a computer you dont use for regularly.

>>50228370
KEK the absolute state of /biz/ in 2022

>>50203222
Solana has Crypo ED , it can hardly stay up and get it up. Never touching that shitty chain.

>>50077675

Kek robinhoodies
https://www.ft.com/content/3dee865b-265e-4907-8415-b84632c92159

>>49929799
>It is happeing again... It is happeing again... It is happeing again... It is happeing again...

>>49679100
The ride never ends...

>>49536687
200K to 10K Porfolio now. My friend went from 600K to holding on to life with 3 Loans.

Floattankanon here, it's almost time brothers. The day of the ledge approaches rapidly, we are near the event horizon. WAGMI. See ya next week. Verification entirely unnecessary

This very thread is a part of the fractal it would seem.

>>49319707
I haven't touched a phone or computer in years, I post and communicate exclusively through the astral realm.

it
never
ends

>>29756042
this is clown world now

>>28901883
>>28901648
>>28901490
Cefi Defi is the wave of the future.

>>26441509
Congress is explicitly exempt from insider trading laws

>$658 B market cap
>1,376 P/E ratio

>>25048639