/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>55132872

to all the street shitters who got btfo and had to call daddy shit, but are still here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iKjSCTxke8
to daddy shitll: fykys; i hope terminal velocity is fun.
thinking of that anyone remember what happened to the terminal velocity song from the matrix soundtrack? mandela effect?

(new part)

Distraction update
>Distraction stocks are busy with creating complex dilution strategies and making private deals with private investment firms and hedgefunds
>BBBY shares outstanding: 80 million in September 2022, 428 million shares now
>BBBY will be getting more mega dilution after 1:20 reverse split
>BBBY possibly being bought out by private equity
>AMC shares outstanding: 110 million in September 2020, 519 million shares before special meeting
>APE (AMC Entertainment Preferred Units): 930 million units outstanding
>AMC shareholder meeting approved share increase, 1:10 reverse split and AMC:APE 1:1 conversion
>New authorized number of shares is 550 million
>Due to reverse split, 550 million authorized shares is 5.5 billion shares pre-split
>From 52 million shares adjusted to 145 million shares after 1:10 reverse split
>300% dilution in February 2023 to March 2023 due to the approval of all proposals
>Vote was secured by issuing and selling APEs to Antara Capital LP before the vote
>Another 405 million shares can still be issued (4.05 billion share pre-split)
>Reverse split adjusted, AMC could see 11 million shares outstanding in September 2020 to 550 million shares outstanding late 2023/2024
>Ultra mega 5,000% dilution incoming with AMC and APE units

Current happenings
>Four new SEC proposals will be implemented
>Citadel, NYSE and Virtu malding already
>Board member Larry Cheng bought 5,000
>Insider buying means no M&A
>Next week RC buy in

I fuckin love the stock market. I tongue Nancy Pelosi's anus.

kek boobies

GME holders will be billionaires.

>>53122361
>>53122467
>>53122477
>>53122501
this is the funniest shit ive seen all year

>>25370997
I want satoshi mommy to touch my pee pee.

this market is a cock tease right now before we absolutely explode upwards or downwards

rise to the top sweet shitpost

thx to the based schizo anon who recommended it acouple of days earlier
I can feel my sanity slipping away alraedy

and I mean real business as in interacting with real life human beans
not just gambling on shitcoin tokens
so is it possible? has anyone done it?

they are literally europeans who couldnt hack it back home and fled to a new country. sorta like incels of today who cant get laid and travel to asian countries.

>>17902757
if theyre your gf they will let you do it

>>14962743
milkies mmmmmmmmmmmm

>>13599506
milkies

>>12068558
I wake up with throbbing boners

>>11842113
Or if you listened to /biz/ when this was first shilled you could have mined thousands of them like I did. Sitting pretty comfy right now.

>>11781236
yeh, i've learned i will never sell the top because im too greedy/retarded

zoom out.

Should I buy SPY?

funny that you used the same argument that let women vote for dogs
heh

>>11178496
This is part of my own research friend.
Does make a difference of which I pick to transfer to binance?
Thanks friend, I hope you get rich.
>>11178451
Thanks, what coins do you believe in?
>>11178468
I thought lite coin was a meme, desu.
What about meme coins like link, neo, nerv, nim, fun etc?
Should I seriously only pic one thing to put money into?

> Walnuts are accumulating, this is why they’re FUDding. Just hold and plant the dip.
> Sequoia here. Pruning so close to the soil is retarded.
> Birch is the real Betula. Do you hate foliage? Stay bonsai.
> We’re still the early seeds.

You interrupt:

> Silence! I have made a decision, but make no mistake raunchy succubi, I will not trust you for I know you intend to harm me. It is only for the nectar from your orbs that my hand willl free you, I could have contacted the Patrons and left this forest already.

> If you free me from this place I will live by your word. Just remember that when it’s time to be a gallant hero with 100x leverage using my referral https://www.bitmex.com/register/5pOALz