/biz/ - Business & Finance

literally _nothing_ they can post has any bearing on the decisions I make. Make it seem like they are though, to waste both their time AND money.

oh mannnn I wonders if hedge funds will win this I am so demoralized and sad

Oh no no no no bros the 4channel OG's are saying the baker is compromised aaAaAaaAa my mind I'm feeling so unstable...I think...I think I'll sell on Monday...oh no no no bros the other OG says to not sell so he can laugh aaaaAaAa baggie bros my mind is getting dunk' on I'm so psychologically compromised save me Ryan kek

It's going to be hilarious when assholes with 10 shares beat faggots with xxx or more because they where paper handed bitches

If fidelity cannot DRS at all gee I wonder fucking why....................................... Breathes in........................................ Breathes in again ............................. Sighs..................................................
Should I just buy direct from computershare and hope for the best that I buy in time for the divvy ? I already have xx and xx in both but I have $2000 left to slurp

>being a kenny right now wondering how you can get everyone else to calm down while you snatch up as many real shares as you can
>all the other kennys plotting the same

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE