/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>3632811

>Who delivered the messages of Allah and feared Him, and feared none save Allah. Allah keepeth good account and payeth in IOTAs.

Mash Allah the coins are cheap now for loyal followers to accumulate and reap the rewards when inshallah the price shoots towards the heaven like a flying carpet. Kuffar won't know what hit them when IOTA becomes #1.

>Those who conceal Allah's revelations by the IOTA, and sell for them a miserable profit,- they swallow into themselves naught but Fire; Allah will not address them on the Day of Mooning. Nor purify them: Grievous will be their penalty.

TAKBIR

>Americucks can't invest
Try and stop me, faggot

>>3212126
Search up OneGram. It's sharia compliant crypto since its backed by gold.

>>3135290
>mainstream digital currency

It's over. Internet of things, RFID chips in your ass, mobile phones aka fancy ankle bracelets, demented anti-Trump government, scorned SJW millenials getting into "politician-tier" age

And add digital 100% GOVERNMENT SAFE "BIT-COHEN"

Every single monetary movement visible, shut you off for being a bad citizen, you vote wrong you won't have access to your digibux, taxed to death squeezing every drop of lifeforce out of you.

Voting on blockchain, just like spending money. Oh you wanna vote for some 2025 version of DRUMPF? Oh wait, hold it there big guy, you don't want the MEGACORP LLC to see that you voted for the dissident, heh, tough luck Citizen, your US Certified Digibux wallet is under revision until further notice.

Get into crypto 100% all in now, not because of that retarded degen "muh vision I believe in anarchy cypherpunk" bullshit (I would personally gut those people like pigs - not really joking) - get in crypto to double triple 10x up, cash out on these ICO's and all, get fiat to splurge on shit while you can.

Clock is tickin, once the 5G internet gets standardized it's over.

Oh I forgot to mention, lol silly me, you won't drive shit, you sit in that effeminate electric hybrid blob and let it drive you, (((so you don't have to do the tedious chore of driving))).

Welcome to hell, this time unironically and not doomin' gloomin. This one will be for real. Strap yourself for the ride.

>>3129452

Well damn

>>3067460
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Hi. just dropping by to say thanks to all those who have successfully shilled the incompetent fags on biz to buy Siggies at 3800+ sats in the interest of my prosperity. I sold all my bags of siggies at 4000 sats and now I have enough spare cash in my hand to buy a super high-end gaming PC. Thanks! :D

The Sigt space shuttle is ready to take off. except the fact that the shuttle is made by Pajeets so it wont ever launch

>>3005007
I expect a mooning within about a week. been watching a bunch of whales accumulate for the past few days. clearly they're planning to pump it in the near future. target price should be between 72-120 sats. if you don't buy this dip then you clearly hate money.

>>2993435
whales have been manipulating the price for the past few days so they can accumulate cheap coins.

>>2984586

It's going up now.

>>2981809

What a fuckin margin between there and trex...damn.

gambling is haram but im sure HODLing is halal
also this is the shariah compliant coin since its back by gold
https://onegram.org/

>>2868508
NEO is nice. when my paypal funds come in and with my sigt gains
>>2868526
>mfw crypto youtubers spread the word

>>2575152
seriously keked at this


Thank you for exacerbating my depression.

OH FUCK OH FUCKOH FUCK OH FUCKOH FUCK OH FUCKOH FUCK OH FUCKOH FUCK OH FUCKOH FUCK OH FUCK

>>2473247
mashallah

>>2385519

15 bucks on Kidsscam.

That was the only lesson I needed to learn to read white papers and never trust Biz alone.

>>2368224

Shit.


>Smells like shit
>Hard work all the time
>Mosquitos everywhere
The only good thing about it, is that you get to have sex with all sorts of animals. Mares are my favorite.

>attempt to buy BTC, ETH, and LTC a week ago
>my credit card refuses to cooperate
>get a little upset but perceive this as a sign
>watch as BTC starts going down faster than a Thai hooker the day before rent is due
>enjoy the chaos

Anyway, I'm going to start investing in mortuary services so that I can profit off of your inevitable suicides

>>2194772
100% HALAL GAINZ

>mfw whales start pumping MOON

mfw i thought I was shit out of luck but it dipped and I got to buy again