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>>13337628
>I'm not feeling so stiff....

>be a mentally ill actual boomer
>be addicted to the internet because "special"
>write on your blog a long time ago about "digital gold"
>invest in bitcoin early because its a better concept than your digital gold scam
>get rich and commit tax fraud, get exiled from your own native country because criminal
>go on the run
>decide to go all in and make your own bitcoin fork scam, call it Bitcoin Satoshi's Vision because you claim to be satoshi
>tell the media that you are satoshi and provide absolutely zero credible proof to back it up
>random crypto enthusiasts online pick apart everything you say and all of your lies are exposed on a daily basis
>dont care, continue the scam and shitpost all day everyday on twitter doing literally nothing else except thinking about what to tweet next
>get trolled off twitter because mentally ill and delusional, blame it on crypto conspiracies against you and your true bitcoin, BSV
>get involved in a major lawsuit worth 100s of millions of which legal investigators are looking into the validity of the claims you made about being satoshi nakamoto
>eoy 2019 a court legally proves that you are not satoshi nakamoto and that you are actually a white collar criminal - get indicted on multiple charges, international manhunt ensues
>eoy 2020 you have your day in court and despite constantly shitposting on medium every day for a year to prove your innocence you get 12 years in prison anyways
>the internet has mostly forgotten about you at this point and laughs at the crypto news articles saying you are going to prison one last time
>you are never heard from again and while you are in prison hackers steal all of your crypto holdings

and thus ends the tale of Cuckenus Wright, the internet scammer that couldnt fool a decentralized network of terminal autism.

will he ever be able to use twitter again and post ramblings 10 times a day?
will Bitcoin bull twitter jack ever unsuspend CSW's twitter for his reckless faggotry?
will anyone realize that he is using medium, the only place he can go to publicly shitpost now?
will he be arrested for fraud since that trial that will be happening soon will be prying into his life to determine legally if he really is satoshi?
will he suicide himself and just hurry up and do the die from all the shame he must be living with?
will he ever stop being a pedophile and putting cp into the BSV blockchain?

anons, we need answers and closure to the CSW meme.

>>13015720
>Oracles aren't real.
This is such a dumbshit statement. It's literal nonsense and so by definition is unaddressable.
It's like if we were talking about the travelling salesman problem and you started going "the salesman isn't real". What the fuck nigger open a book.

>>12845976
Nobody takes this faggot seriously. And they never will. Because hes an exposed fake and liar. Dont like it? Stiff.

>>12814865

Hes literally Satoshi

>>12702780

>>12681323
Youre saying old weak fud but ive literally never heard of this. You're telling me that Craig Wrights Bitcoin Satoshis Vision blockchain contains immutable child porn? That is truly despicable. So this is why hes always walking around going "STIFF". Hes a pedo with a boner.

Sergey is going to eat this guys lunch.

Anyone else wants to fuck with Sergey?

ITS HAPPENING

>>12647280
Clown

>>12646771