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>>10855022
>steal coffee
$0.00 with 0 fees

Holy shit I'm beyond comfy. I'm starting to realize that I'm actually gonna make it. I'm gonna escape wage slavery soon. I'm a 32 year old boomer. This may be my last fall/winter ever working for someone else. My life is about to change in a big way.
t. All in with a 56k dial up stack of link and buying more every payday
Even if we stick to the original 1k eoy timeline, that's 56 million dollars. Using a 4% withdrawal rate, I can comfortably survive on more than 2 million dollars per year and not touch the principal. Holy fuck. I make like 50k a year now. I've never had more than 100k at any time. And even using the old timeline I'll make it. I'll fucking make it.

BEEP BEEP BEEP
It's 6:30 AM East Coast!
time to roll out of bed and brew your coffee wagie!
SMUG NEETS around the world play vidya and get autismo bucks doing WHATEVER they want
>poor wagies report to mr.shecklestein after sitting in traffic for the 9-5
Cmon Wagies! get out of bed! Can't be late!