/biz/ - Business & Finance

>get into forex after tons of reading about technical indicators
>results are chaotic
>decide to find out which technical indicators are statistically the best
>nothing comes up
>decide to write my own program to analyze 8 years of 15m data
>start with candlestick formations
>all come back 50-50 (zero correlation)
>move onto multiple actual indicators
>all zero correlation
>moving averages
>zero correlation
>trends with dynamic support and resistance
>zero correlation
>mfw its all voodoo but no one talks about it
Why hasn't technical analysis already been debunked? Computers have been around for long enough.

>>14279171
STILL GOT $5K STUCK IN AN ICO AFTER A YEAR AND TWO MONTHS
FAGGOTS WERE TOO SCARED OF LISTING THEIR SHIT DURING A BEAR MARKET

>>12563585

Anon, I know you're hurting right now but...was it with a black guy?

Was it hot as Fuck?

Was it the kind of angry, agonized betrayal that also makes you harder than diamond?

My dick MAY be in my hand right now.

Tell us more about this cheating.
Tell us motherfucking everything if he was black.

Oh. And you should just buy Bitcoin.

What boomer stocks are we shorting tomorrow lads?

I'm split between NOC and IR

Real talk: you need to be rich, fit, and active in the Democratic party to attract a brilliant woman. Ideally you should have campaigned for Bernie and then campaigned even harder for Her - this gives you a rogue mystique and a rational side.

These three simple things disqualify 90% of Channers from the get go.

Also, you'd better have a real high paying job or wealth that's already locked in from crypto. If you spend all day on the computer trying to "make it," please get used to the warm slap of your own hand. Forever.

Why would I get into a memecoin that would be made instantly irrelevant with one software upgrade to Bitcoin?

watch INFI

Too late bought the Dip.

I'll send letters from the moon.

OMG, not a-fucking-gain.

It's another thread where ant dicked man children thump their chests and howl the same boring sexist shit they always do at a woman who will forever be a thousand times more successful than them.

Hey, asshats, why don't you hit the gym and stop jerking it to cartoons? Why don't you get a few black friends and support impeaching the rapist oompa loompa like a normal person? Why don't you finally get your own lives instead of lashing out at marginalized people and women to try to convince yourselves your dick is four inches instead of two?

When Dems get back in, crypto is fucking finished. Regulations up to your neck of not out right banned.

Honestly, it can't come soon enough.

Nerds are being fleeced by modern wolves of Wall Street.

You will literally see many whales and shitcoin shills heading for pound me in the ads prison.

The average investor is far too dumb and gullible for crypto. Coins should only be issued in the future by accredited national and financial entities. No more ICOs. Fully subject to the usual taxes on dividends and capital gains too.

Ahahabaha, literally never change, 4chan.

Like clockwork, the only thing triggering socially crippled white boys is a hyper ambitious woman who is dangerously comfortable with her own sexuality.

I mean, Jesus.

Fuck.

You're almost at school shooter levels here. And why, exactly?

Apparently, we can have a world where you think crypto isn't a funny money ponzi scheme with Donald Shitface openly defending white supremacy, but then the very second you see a beautiful and confident woman more successful than you? ReeeeeeeeeeeEEEE!

Never ever fucking change, babydicks.

You're fucking losers and not one of you will come out of this fuckshit a millionaire. See, the guys who do right for the world without being racist, autistic shitheads are the ones who make big money.

I've never bought a dime of crypto before but I'm literally putting a thousand in this just for spite.

I hope she comes after this board with lawyer sharks from hell when you're done fucking up her business.

I mean, fuck intrepid, procannabis women who look like literal supermodels, right?

Suck my fucking dick, dudes.

I regularly report the fucknuts here who are openly talking tax evasion and money laundering with crypto, too.

90% of 4chan crypto investors are either ultralibertarian psychos or far right skinheads. I feel no guilt. You ruined by my fucking country helping to elect Donald Shitface. You spread fake fucking news and lied up and down about a sane woman who have her entire fucking life to public service.

FUCK.

YOU.

I will do whatever I can to destroy you. I can only punch so many Nazis by day, but I can damn sure get them raped by the IRS by night.

Remember, the alt left is here and watching on every board. I am one of many. We are very, very pissed and we hate you very very much. We'll torch your shit at any and every opportunity.

>tfw accidentally said quote from pov cuckold porn when talking to my friends
also
bitcoins

>down 20% on my Coin
>Check ARK
>Feel better

>>3302201
please tell me more about this... DOGE?

What's Life going to be after Bitcoin 5,000

>>3256586
>Buy bitcoin
>FOMO on a shit coin
>loose it

It was $1,9000 so I'll have my investment back in 150 days.

Meanwhile I can drip invest in Alts with the returns.

I can't loose