/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm unironically laughing at the morons that aren't buying as much GME as they can right now. You all know what happens when the options expire this Friday, right? $1000 isn't even a joke. It's a reality and can be proved mathematically. If you're not buying GME right now then you deserve to be poor for your ignorance.

>>26667440
>AMC
>Not GME

You're actively choosing to be poor right now. It's clear to everyone that GME is going to go higher. AMC is likely to dump right at open. You understand how GME covered called work, right?

>>26306806
>You should too put a lock.

Unironically had six bikes stolen from me in the past seven years. For a long time, I lived in communities with a high concentration of Joggers and Basketball Americans. Why is it always bikes?

>>25978666
>No image for the place holder even though he's trying to larp it as a massive company.
>The fact that it's been posted here before
>The moron didn't even screenshot the image, instead they decided to take a picture with their phone like a moron.
>The "company" is sending them an email at 10:13 pm. Literally what company sends shit past 7 pm?
>Hides the companies name in the image, as if that means anything.

>>25323100
>Never said to buy BNGO @ 2.70. Literally provided proof to buy BNGO @ near market open. Specifically bought my shares @ 7EST.

Mate, you've been none stop on shilling BNGO after it already hit 100%. You're a moron and I'm bet you lost more than you've gained.

>You doubted it, because "MEH PUMP N DUMP BIO MEME".

They're always pump and dumps, you dunce. I'm pretty sure I remember you from my 3rd-grade math class because you're being obtuse as fuck right now. You're an actual moron.

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Fuck off, tranny. Stop spamming.

>>25129189
>it still has a fucking monopoly over china

This is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard someone say here. You know why the stock is going down right? It's because the Chinese market isn't owned by the investors, it's owned by Xi. Literally, anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows this. The reason the Chinese market is so volatile is that the market is literally, and I mean literally, at the whims of a single petty man child. Remember a couple of months ago when Baba first started going down? Why do you think that was? It's because the owner had a single dispute with Xi. That's literally it. You're an actual retard for investing in the paper dragon economy. Enjoy being poor.

Why are so many of you so desperate for TSLA to fail? Is it because you missed out on the gains and you're now upset and want it to fail due to your own shortcomings?

RIOT silently shoots up 28% and not a single person mentions it. It's like you all want to be poor or something.

Blood in the water, boys! Buy your stocks now!

>>24893569
Don't worry, bro. We're all going to make it.

>>24704736
Unironically we did. Japan is literally more compassionate now. This was a direct result of the two nukes.

>>24176038
I'm going to keep saying this until you fucking morons learn. Chinese stocks are, and say it with me now, extremely volatile. Literally, and I mean literally, one guy is in control of the entire market. Literally all, and I literally mean all, Chinese stocks follow this tread of soaring highs and plummeting lows. It has been like this for 20 years now and I'm still amazed that people seem to forget this common fact. It's dangerous as shit to invest in Chinese stocks because there is literally, and I mean literally, no long term consistency with their market. They don't even have short-term consistency Anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows not to invest in Chinese markets. 10% - 30% daily gains aren't just strange in any market, it's unsustainable, as are all Chinese markets. There is a reason so many of their businesses come up, fail, and are then replaced. The people there don't control their own market, fyi.

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