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Not sure about you fellas, but it was so refreshing to have /biz/ flooded with something other than fucking crypto for once. Shitcoins are slowly becoming irrelevant and dying off. I welcome it whole heartedly.

so glad i stopped fucking with crypto, losing money in options is so much more fun

so much fear and uncertainty in the air. is anyone else gulping up all these cheap internet memecoins? I'm looking at ETH particularly. The market has crashed 50% over a couple of days like it's nothing, i will keep buying more if goes lower. i will either end up being the biggest fucking moron or be well of financially in a few years. willing to take the risk since i got a decent paying wagekek gig to fall back on.

>>16570946
>bought crypto in 2016 with extra student loans and money from summer jobs
>became a millionaire
>haven't worked since i graduated last year

this next bullrun will make me ridiculously wealthy.

>tfw I (yes me) bought the Chainlink ($LINK) ERC token when it was less than 1/5th of a United States Federal Reserve Note (0.20)
>tfw newfags will never have this chance ever again

>>16208907
coffee sure is getting more and more expensive at an even faster rate this day

>halvening a few months away
>not buying bitcorn at current prices
>thinking to much into these whale pumps and dumps and not looking at the big picture

I hope this shit dumps below previous yearly lows. Gonna buy a lot more. Scummy fucking boomers can FUD all they want, crypto will find a way. So dip baby dip, lemme load up some more.

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>most normies will never be able to own a full bitcoin even if they wanted to

this is such a good feeling, kind of feel like a redemption against the norman scum. Enjoy your gfs/sex/social life, I'll have my bitcorns hahahaha

Who /tethered up/ right now?