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My poorfolio being a poorfag:
1000 ark
1000 xrp
10000 zil
10000 ADA
2000 bat
1000 link
10000 payfair

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>>10144043
Are you me?

>>10132909
Me

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>>8776154

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

Peek into the mind of a normie and despair.

https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/Forum/Thread/4086

>>5082632
Buy bicon BABUL bimboin.

>>4917515
Bought babul Bitcoin !

Just bought 0.0001 litecoin. Iz the future right,?

STUUUURRJ

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>>>>>BEEP BEEP!!!! make way for prophecy:

Had a dream I went to Malwart and bought a bitbean chair, a bean chair filled with bit beans (mfw I'm GONNA BAY RICH!!!). Threw the bean chair in my den and plopped onto my new bean bag throne for some Shrek movie action. All the while I dreamed my beans could grow up and be Shrek size beans, bean Shreks. I could feel the beans' rumbling with zero-point energy thru the leather under my ass.

Suddenly a tear and all the bitbeans were gushing out fuckin everywhere!!! I was horrified, and tried to grab them, any of em, but the beans eluded my grasp slippin off at beanspeed. The last one evaded my hand as I swept for it, leapt tween the gaping cracks in the wood floor and left me poor forever. A broken man.

I'd just seen my investment crash. The beans jumped to absolute zero. I scuttled to the pantry for more cheetos. I went lucid as my dream tears mixed with cheatoh dust, forming a thick orange cheese mascara that compounded in layer son my face the more cheetos I ate and the more I cried. I clomped my way back to my den, barely able to see through the cheese mud mask and dripping cheatoh dust mud tear glops on my feet as I went.

That's when I heard the floor boards clattering... and knew something was about to get hairy. I ran to the middle of the room screaming and suddenly a lambo tore through the floor. I fell into the drivers seat with a THUMP and realized I was staring thru the windshield at the ceiling. I heard a voice like a thousand tiny Jimminy Crickets speaking through a chorus pedal: "THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS BEAN!!!" and my heart leapt before my mind could catch up. I turned around and looked right about as the lambo tore through the roof... Behind me, a huge growing BITBEANSTALK!!!

I was omw to the moon, n I could see the lights of a thousand coinfags houses turning to pinpoints and disappearin below

Heed the dream.

Just woke up and bought $580 in beans
Bean up, faggots. See u on the moon.
Bean voyoage