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>> No.56865458 [View]
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Poopoo Edition

henlo frens what's businessing today?

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I live in the Ichimoku Cloud building on East 88th Street on the 666th floor. My name is Heiken Ashi. I’m 10 years old. I believe in posting frogs, and dropping redpills about the jews and upsetting jannies. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an Elliot Wave while drawing triangles. I can draw a thousand now. After I remove the Elliot Wave I use a Stoch RSI cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a MACD activated oscillator, then a Fibonacci body scrub, and on the face a Bollinger scrub. Then I apply an EMA Cloud facial masque which I leave on for 1 minute while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a Renko shave lotion with little or no divergence, because divergence dries your face out and makes you look older. Then a Hash Ribbon, then a Moving Average eye balm followed by a final moisturizing stoploss lotion. There is an idea of a Heiken Ashi. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my poopoo, and you can suck my peepee and feel my cum in your mouth, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>> No.56590376 [View]
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I blocked the chain... I'm sorry.

>> No.56542659 [View]
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One of these days I'm going to fart on your face, and then you'll be regret you said mean things to me.

>> No.56373686 [View]
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I don't shit my pants every day. But when I do shit my pants, I think about you guys.

>> No.56146871 [View]
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I spilled coffee over a bitcoin atm, now my little sister says the blockchain is ruined. I'm sorry everyone.

>> No.56061894 [View]
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I blocked the chain with my poop. I'm sorry.

>> No.55871124 [View]
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I pooped in the blockchain and blocked the chain with my poop. That's what caused the dump. I'm sorry.

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poopie in the panties

>> No.55795286 [View]
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55795286

I just coomed inside the blockchain. Might've gotten Monero-chan pregnant. I'm sorry.

>> No.55786873 [View]
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55786873

I pooped inside the blockchain, blocking the chain. I'm sorry.

>> No.55758898 [View]
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55758898

I accidentally the blockchain when I fired my lazor... I'm sorry...

>> No.55751898 [View]
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I'm shitting out some absolutely massive turds lately. How do I profit from this?

>> No.55706533 [View]
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55706533

I blocked the chain with my poop. I'm sorry.

>> No.55531953 [View]
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55531953

I just come here for the green frogs. I think they're pretty cool.

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55521482

Is a business a finance?

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