/biz/ - Business & Finance

what's a poopoo

Which type of incest is the most profitable?

My secret friends in a secret club of business & finance call me Anon. My other friends call me John. But my codename... is...... Mr. Pantypooper.

I'm a BizBoy.

I live a blockchain lifestyle.

I was a part of the the HENLO trials...
> HENLO? That's about tactical IT deployment, right? Any field experience?
No, not really.
> So this is your first.
I've had extensive training! The kind that's indistinguishable from the real thing.
> Like what?
Poopoo mission 60, Peepee 80 --
> /biz/, huh.
But realistic in every way!
> A trader of the digital age. That's just great.
That's far more effective than Wall Street.
> You don't get injured on /biz/, do you? Every year, a few traders die on Wall Street.
There's pain sensation on /biz/, and even a sense of reality and urgency. The only difference is that it's full of frogs.
> The frogs are there to remove you from the fear that goes with crypto. Business as a 4chan board... what better way to raise the ultimate trader.

What they don't know is that I poop my pants on purpose, because I like it.

I put a huge turd at 70k. The turd is clogging the chain, or you might say... it blocks the chain... the chain is blocked... by the turd.

I'm sorry everyone.

I put a huge turd at 70k. The turd is clogging the chain, or you might say... it blocks the chain... the chain is blocked... by the turd.

I'm sorry everyone.

It's an insescapable factor of the human condition
You should prioritize getting married and having kids as soon as possible over crypto and "making it"
There's a reason the chinese consider people over 25 who are single and childless as leftovers

>>57840643
Isn't Spain known for having giga feminist women?
I'm a porchagueese and that's the impression I got from young women I've seen in madrid

>>57806246
reminds me of a portuguese tabua

I'm a BizBoy who lives a blockchain lifestyle.

I live in the Ichimoku Cloud building on East 88th Street on the 666th floor. My name is Heiken Ashi. I’m 10 years old. I believe in posting frogs, and dropping redpills about the jews and upsetting jannies. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an Elliot Wave while drawing triangles. I can draw a thousand now. After I remove the Elliot Wave I use a Stoch RSI cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a MACD activated oscillator, then a Fibonacci body scrub, and on the face a Bollinger scrub. Then I apply an EMA Cloud facial masque which I leave on for 1 minute while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use a Renko shave lotion with little or no divergence, because divergence dries your face out and makes you look older. Then a Hash Ribbon, then a Moving Average eye balm followed by a final moisturizing stoploss lotion. There is an idea of a Heiken Ashi. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my poopoo, and you can suck my peepee and feel my cum in your mouth, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

My little sister saw me bizzing myself............... so I made her drink ICP, in revenge.

I was a part of the the HENLO trials...
> HENLO? That's about tactical IT deployment, right? Any field experience?
No, not really.
> So this is your first.
I've had extensive training! The kind that's indistinguishable from the real thing.
> Like what?
Poopoo mission 60, Peepee 80 --
> /biz/, huh.
But realistic in every way!
> A trader of the digital age. That's just great.
That's far more effective than Wall Street.
> You don't get injured on /biz/, do you? Every year, a few traders die on Wall Street.
There's pain sensation on /biz/, and even a sense of reality and urgency. The only difference is that it's full of frogs.
> The frogs are there to remove you from the fear that goes with crypto. Business as a 4chan board... what better way to raise the ultimate trader.

I'm a Biz Boy.

Anyone bizzed themselves lately?

>>57462659
I blocked it with my poop.

I'm a chainblocker. I block the chain.

I was a part of the the HENLO trials...
> HENLO? That's about tactical IT deployment, right? Any field experience?
No, not really.
> So this is your first.
I've had extensive training! The kind that's indistinguishable from the real thing.
> Like what?
Poopoo mission 60, Peepee 80 --
> /biz/, huh.
But realistic in every way!
> A trader of the digital age. That's just great.
That's far more effective than Wall Street.
> You don't get injured on /biz/, do you? Every year, a few traders die on Wall Street.
There's pain sensation on /biz/, and even a sense of reality and urgency. The only difference is that it's full of frogs.
> The frogs are there to remove you from the fear that goes with crypto. Business as a 4chan board... what better way to raise the ultimate trader.

I was taking a stroll through the blockchain, looking for unclaimed coins. Suddenly I felt the urge to poop and couldn't make it out of the blockchain in time. I had to poop right there and then. I'm sorry.

I blocked the chain. I'm sorry.