/biz/ - Business & Finance

I know the markets are still doing pretty well, and in fact they're very close to their all time highs... but does anyone else here find yourself crying sometimes for no reason at all? Like... you're sitting there, reading some financial story or whatever, and then you suddenly feel very sad and your eyes start welling up. They definitely aren't tears of happiness or laughter, and they aren't allergies either (I take meds for that). This happens a few times a day.
Anyway, I was just curious if it's only me, thanks.
Invest in MSFT

Damn my tech is dropping hard after hours...
Is this going to be the big one?

>>57409541
God this image is horrifying

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
NOT AGAIN

Noooooo....
NOOO.....

>>56343070
FUCK NOW I'M WORRIED ABOUT MY WASH SALES

It's happening again

...did we get played?

All of my buy & hold positions are making me money... a good amount actually
I just wish I was better at timing options so I could have some short term fun. I always fuck it up because I'm a retard

>>54017012
They're stuck in our SVB account!

>>53909552
...not even me?

I am truly shocked that scoops isn't really black...
I can't believe it... I've been successfully trolled on the internet. This has never happened before
I feel...... bad

>tfw S&P 500 got trips and I can't even get doubles

Uh........ bros, I asked ChatGPT to write a story about the stock market and New Year's Eve
>It was New Year's Eve and the stock market was in a frenzy. Traders and investors were rushing to make last-minute trades before the markets closed for the holiday. The atmosphere in the trading floor was electric, with people shouting and gesturing as they tried to outmaneuver each other.
>As the clock ticked down to midnight, the energy in the room reached a fever pitch. People were shouting and making wild trades, trying to eke out every last bit of profit before the year ended.
>But as the final seconds ticked away, something strange happened. The screens on the trading floor went black, and the room was plunged into darkness. Panic set in as people tried to figure out what was going on.
>Suddenly, a ghostly figure appeared in the center of the room. It was a ghostly trader, dressed in a tattered suit and a fedora. He floated above the floor, his eyes glowing with an otherworldly light.
>The ghost spoke in a gravelly voice, "You have all been too greedy. You have put profit above all else, and now the markets will suffer. This New Year's Eve, the markets will crash, and you will all pay the price."
>And with that, the ghost vanished, leaving the traders in stunned silence. As the lights came back on and the screens flickered to life, they saw that the ghost had been right. The markets had crashed, and their fortunes were in ruins.
>As the traders stumbled out of the trading floor, they knew that they had learned a harsh lesson. Greed had led them astray, and they vowed to be more careful in the future. They vowed to put people and ethics above profit, and to start the new year off on the right foot.

God dammit... I sold too early...

The pump is faltering bros...