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>> No.58572430 [View]
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What are you going to say when BBBY(V) runs to $600 a share?

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"No forward guidance at this time".


HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>58001916
Kek, love it. I also like to fud sometimes.

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>>57892084
hi doug

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>>57717911
Kek, I wonder if Gamestop will sell them.

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Imagine the following....

Bang! you get rudely awoken by the television. It's Cramer screaming at you! "Pay out for BBBY holders as they move on to the new stock exchange provided by tZero."
You look at your account, you’ve been issued $44 per share, plus allocated new shares on the new exchange. Then the real fun happens…..

The exits are closing and shorts are desperately buying to close their positions. Cramer begins to urinate his pants live on television. The price of the new ticker keeps rising. $300..$400..$500..$600, you can't believe it. You think to yourself "shall I cash out?" But you don't. You just stand there mesmerised watching it climb and climb.

You're now worth $11.5 million dollars, you take out loans against your position, you decide to go on vacation. Nasty women who have had sex with the most disgustingly, seedy men such as Doug Seafood keep coming on to you. This is your life now. You’ve finally made it. In that moment you feel triumphant.

You're sat in a bar in the departure lounge as you prepare yourself for 10 weeks in St Kitts. Suddenly the television catches everyones attention, it's Biden giving a national address.

"We are going to war with Russia, the draft will be for all men under the age of 50, from here on out all flights will be grounded. Let's go get em champs"

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>>57662715
cohen doesn't have the cojones. facts

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>>57650873
He can't read

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A small loan from the French government.

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So the BBBY bros were right! Fuck whoever was shilling against it all of last year. i could have rolled al the profits back into gme. I can only assume they've managed to control GMe now and the real risk was BBBY. If the shorts are forced to buy back all of the shares for the new exchange that means BBBY can easily go to $1000.

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