/biz/ - Business & Finance

I cant believe i share a board with people that not only thought stimulus was going to happen, but who actually bet on it with real money. jesus christ

It is out already right? So why aren't my XLM mooning yet?

>>11089684
>>11089716
>what the fuck I already gave you money
>no $20 dolla $20 dolla
>no you THOT I just want a massage
>say no over and over again
>she finally gets the message and we finish up
>felt pretty good, helped my back injury
>I thank her, get dressed and walk out to leave
>she follows me outside
>TIP TIP TIP YOU GIVE TIP
>you fucking gook you didn't jerk me off why should I tip?
>TIP TIP TIP
>I'm out of cash but have like 3 bucks in quarters and give her that
>NO MOAR TIP
>Oh okay let me get in my car, I have more cash in there
>gets in the car and immedietly flips in reverse onto the busy road
>almost gets taken out by a Ford 350 (short F)
>drive away as fast as I could
>checks my rear view mirror
>she's running after me screaming
>not good

In retrospect it was definitely a human trafficking brothel, but the massage was pretty good. She probably only keeps the tip money and doesn't get paid the rest, but I didn't know so I don't feel too bad. 5/10, won't do again

I'm down 20% on my SPY calls and want to hang myself
Why do I inverse the market every fucking time.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

GREEN CANDLES I CHOSE YOU
GO GO GO GO

Why the fuck is everything getting dumped right now? This isn't normal.

I have $7,000 on coinbase. I need ~3x for my life to be set for the next two years. What should I do with it?

>>3334052
Growth is the goal, yeah, but I've seen 90% of my friends crash and burn while 10% succeed, so I'm trying to decrease my overall risk.

Ark might be a very good option, or it could drop like a rock overnight

>>2617877

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Godbless, just trying to start a good financial base for my family, and the last week hasn't helped

HOLY FUCK
http://www.businessinsider.com/the-risk-of-a-us-recession-according-to-deutsche-bank-2016-9