/biz/ - Business & Finance

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the Gold Industry, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down and have a look at my new safe, it’s got REINFORCED STEEL walls and everything, we can crack open a nice colloidial Silver or three and get crazy watching some shows about miners on the History Channel! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the COIN SHOP- listen here, right, it’s a SHOP where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go BUY BULLION. BUT!!!! it’s also a store for COLLECTIBLES like when we were kids, so we can look at some awesome NUMISMATICS, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spend more on BULLION. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this DANZIGER GOLDWASSER and pop open another one!!!