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Here is my thesis on why GME will moon on tuesday.

1. Gamers rise up, they don't rise down. Therefore, GameStop must rise up as it is a gaming related business

2. Fascism. The symbol for fascism is a bundle of twigs tied together to create a mighty faggot. Like the mighty faggot, GameStop holders are made up of small faggot retail traders who banded together to steal Jewish gold (Hitler did this too, what a big chungus!)

3. Fascism presents a lot of money making opportunities, so its natural that businesses would seek to work with it. Some funds have gone long on GameStop now, the IBM to our financial holocaust.

4. Like Hitler's UFO we are going to the moon.

Set your limit orders to 1488, White Power To The Players