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I told you last night doom has come. The stock market crash has only just begun. And crypto will crash along with IT. DOOM HAS COME, DOOM IS HERE

THOSE WHO SAY WE ARE IN BULL ARE DELUSIONAL. The crypto market is about to get fucking bloody. I'm calling it now. Set your shorts after the next dead cat. We are going down down down for the foreseeable future. All the way down to 6 or 7k at least.

WE ARE HEADED FOR A MAJOR RECESSION. DOOM, NOT JOKING. SET YOUR SHORTS.

Who else got started in the dead zone between 2008 and 2012?
>become working age a week after the 2008 recession
>spend years building experience with dead-end jobs in a dead economy
>opportunity was non-existant
>spend first few years competing with laid-off boomers and gen-xers with decades of experience for part-time minimum wage jobs
>economy finally recovers when im in my mid-20s
>relatively high-paying jobs and opportunities springing up everywhere all of a sudden
>companies are so desperate for people that some of them are actually deciding to bring back youth mentoring programs and apprenticeships
>zoomers in high demand for their youthful energy and high malleability
>xers and boomers seemed to find jobs that match their actual experience again

I'll be 26 in a few months. I've had a ton of different jobs in different industries, but I didn't decide to specialize until I was 22 and couldn't find a job in my trade until 2017. Now that there are tons of malleable 18-year-olds jumping into the trades who will undoubtedly be much further along by the time that they're my age, I'm quite the straggler. Who would want some old burn-out?
The most I can do is keep my head down, study economics, and prepare for the next economic downturn. I don't want to be on the shit side of it this time.
I wish the zoomers well. Who knows how bad the next economic shitstorm will be. It will be their first one.

Sure people widely prefer playing games like Halo or Call of Duty now, but everyone knows they're just a bunch of fucking doom clones
All hail the KING