/biz/ - Business & Finance

When do me linkies moon?

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>>22378693

Do you think the singularity is a meme?

But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers , and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phone.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Ever noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew... the ones who had heard, but didn't listen...
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in your ears indefinitely.
http://youtu.be/e056R97svz8
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver... and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be tilted " You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed.Laptops will be broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events around the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked " whats wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew...
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair.
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>>21986266
why are we pumping? It is set that Sergey will talk about acquiring DECO and not making staking available

>>21819249
https://threader.app/thread/1289716521187475458

>>21803677
CHECKED

>>21774199
based

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It’s a tale as old as time.

https://youtu.be/-5OeVSiisLU

Think of it this way.

If you were in the woods with one arrow, there was a rabbit you could for sure take easily, and a Golden Hind you knew was a complete shot on faith chance and God’s whim to make, which would you take?

There’s no wrong answer, it just determines what kind of person you are.

I know which I’m taking.

>>21416593

We’re on a juice break you dipshit, you try orgasming for a week straight.

Building our strength up for when tonight becomes every night.

>>21180273
such volatile ATH's

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>>20278344
Holy digits

We're back.
But do we gloat?
No. We say thanks.
And praise.

Hey guys!
What the fuck was that?!

T

>>17968858
>https://show-notes.info/thisistheend/
thats some heavy shit thx
>>17968863
typical christian reply tho amirite
>>17968897
not sure i follow
>>17969004
will take a look

t. i hope my linkys save me from

>>17855317
Volume is rising like clock work you fucking faggot. Hope you sold everything.

>>17437669

>>17354505
Yes. Pic related is the only graph you will ever need to see.

>>17351133
For every year it gets pushed back, tack on another $1000.00