/biz/ - Business & Finance

What's the favorite antivirus of an ICP baggie?
>Avast Security

>>55195152
Honestly, the SEC can suck my giant cock.
Emin is an advisor for the CFTC, rest assured if you're scare your bag will be classified as an unregistered security then you're most likely hodling a scam.

He patiently waits for his turn, he's 100% sober as ICP baggies have no money for booze.
His turn finally arrives, and he gets on stage.
>the ICP baggie selects «My Heart Will Go On» from Céline Dion
>tfw he has 0 pitch
Everyone is annoyed, and uncomfortably wait for the song to end.
All of a sudden, someone joins the stage.
An HBAR baggie joined the ICP baggie in an act of shitcoinery brotherhood.
>tfw HBAR baggie has 0 pitch too
The place is an absolute mess.
Finally, the song comes to an end.
>not a single clap
The HBAR baggie & the ICP baggie start making out on stage.
Everyone is horrified, and they get kicked out of the place.
They both leave happily and probably went to have gay sex.
Thing is, all HBAR & ICP baggies are massive faggots.

The prize for first place seems very juicy ($50)
>(he's massively poor)
Then, he proceeds to pick his main, Peach.
>(he's a massive faggot too)

Once inside, he starts looking for Banana Fish merchandise.
After 10 minutes, he finally finds a stand selling Banana Fish items.
>good evening vendor-san!! n.n how much for this t-shirt?
the ICP baggie asks.
Then, the vendor replies
>Oh! You like Banana Fish? That's my favorite anime!
They immediately start making out right on the spot, in under 20 seconds the ICP baggie gets a huge load in his ass, leaving everyone in the convention horrified, kids included.
The thing is, Banana fish fans and ICP baggies share something in common.
They are both giant faggots.

fully alone, he asks
>"2 happy meals please"
the cashier then proceeds to charge him
>"oh here I got some coupons btw"
the baggie said.
>cashier checks the coupons
>tfw literally free meal
the cashier doesn't bother though, and gives the HBAR baggie his pair of happy meals.
then, he heads outside and gets in his car, his ICP trannie gf was waiting for him.
>"did the coupons work?"
the IC{ trannie asked.
>"yeah baby"
the HBAR baggie replied.
Then they proceed to make out in the parking lot.
After all, all ICP & HBAR baggies are gay and broke.

>>55143270
Cope forever faggot

He asks the bartender for a drink
>"can I have a Margarita please?"
the bartender then gives him/her/they margarita (all ICP baggies are trannies). Free of charge.
The ICP baggie is left astonished and happily leaves with his margarita.
The bartender knew he/she/they was poor, so that drink was on the house.
How did he know? Easy.
The ICP baggie was wearing ICP merchandise.

>>55129730
Unfathomably based anon, can you post this on future generals?
>>55130808
500 AVAX (sui)
2,000 AVAX (enough to become a validator)

An HBAR baghodler enters a bar, he's about to meet his ICP online gf.
Once inside, he starts looking around for her, yet she's nowhere to be found.
He then feels a soft tap on his right shoulder
>'hey anon, it's me'
she's a trans woman.
>'I know it might be surprising, I'm so sorry I didn't let you know before'
HBAR baggie is left shocked, and after some deliberation, both start making out. Everyone in the bar starts feeling uncomfortable.
They're both gay.

>>55084584
HELLOOOO NIGGER I'M A VALIDATOR

>>55063306
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2 ICP baggies enter a bar.
>both ask for warm beer
>(it tastes more like pee).
Once they're done with it, they proceed to have gay sex, everyone's uncomfortable.
Worth mentioning they didn't pay for the beers, basically scamming the bartender.
>(they're waiting for the first ICP uptrend).

An ICP baggie enters a bar.
Once inside, he asks for a hot beer:
>"Sir, we don't serve that"
>"Oh I see, may I use employee's microwave then?"
>"...Alright sir, no problem"
He then proceeds to microwave his beer for 2 whole minutes, taking a sip afterwards.
>"Perfect, thank you"
No tip.
The bartender is left astonished.
He doesn't know the 2 most fundamental traits an ICP baggie must have:
>1. Being poor.
>2. Loving pee.

HBAR stands for 'Homo Bar'

>>54983264
>Ban crypto
KEK

>>54918935
Godspeed slurpbro.

>>54907325
>>54907345
>>54907369
>>54907428
>>54907521
>sell at $21
>re-enter at $16
it's that easy.

>>54895335
>"another nothingburger"
Avalanche has been dropping alpha on literally a daily basis for about a year, and the summit wasn't an exception (e.g. Vodafone's subnet announcement).
Cope more delusional faggot. Avalanche remains the most undervalued yet threatening DeFi platform all over crypto.
>>54895191
I wish.

>>54884276
Bitcoin oldfags & Ethereum cucks can both suck my ginormous cock, ball sack even.

>>54849238
>where can I buy eth
You've already fumbled the bag OP. Reconsider your life choices.

>>54848529
bullish for my avaxxies

>>54819424
I don't.

>>54806973
Indeed