/biz/ - Business & Finance

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

A random fudcuck enters a bar
Once inside, he asks the bartender for the cheapest beverage available
>'that'd be a glass of my own pee sir'
says the bartender
>'how much?'
asks the fudcuck
>'fifty cents'
answers the bartender, to which the fudcuck agrees and then receives a big glass of bright light-yellow pee, proceeding to chug the whole thing in under 10 seconds.
Once finished, the fudcuck tries to pay with ICP, but the bartender says
>'excuse me we don't accept that here'
the fudcuck, in rather naive confusion, replies:
>'oh I'm so sorry sir, I truly have no real money, maybe there's something else I could do?'
both remain silent, trying to think about a solution.
10 minutes after that, the fudcuck leaves the place in absolute bliss, as he ended up paying the bartender with a sloppy toppy (cum swallowing was on the house).
Seems like all fudcucks are not only severely broke, butt also massive faggots.

Fuck you all faggots you deserve to be poor

2030.
an ICPoor comes into a thrift shop
he desperately needs better clothes for his next job interview at the local call center
>(icypee's shilling operation recently ended after ICP never managed to break 3c resistance)
as he was looking for a nice formal shirt he could afford, he decided to go back home as the cheapest one was around $2 (all icpoors, even after shilling, are severely broke).
Out of pure frustration, he decides to suck a hobo's penis on his way home in order to cope and help "clear his mind".
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

>>56217396
It was
>>56250568
Give it some time anon, the future of finances isn’t built in a day

An ICPoor goes on a date.
As he's trying to forget his now ex Dom, he agrees to go for a walk with another fellow jeet on Tinder, whose name is Sandeep Nailwal. This comes especially in handy for both as going for a walk is free (all ICPoors and most AVAX fuddies are severely broke).
Once they meet, our ICPoor asks Sandeep
>'So, what are your hobbies sir?'
>'Well, I like to FUD AVAX Monday to Monday sir"
They immediately start making out on a coping kiss, as they both find passion in seething at Avalanche.
They end up having anal sex, which also comes very in handy for both, as there's no need for a condom (3 condom boxes go for about $2 to $6, which is, at the very least, brutal for our ICPoor's economy).
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

Vitalik Buterin goes to a gas station.
He leaves immediately though. Seems like he couldn't emotionally withstand that gas prices weren't over $60.

An ETH Maxi goes into a date
>what would you like to eat? you know I'll pay baby!
he says, sorta desperate to impress the young lady (18 yo)
>idk desu, some spaghettis sound good
The ETH Maxi, filled with emotional distress and absolute despair, flees the restaurant crying & sobbing all the way home.
Something in their conversation might've triggered him.

An ETH maxi goes to a restaurant.
once inside, the waiter serves him the menu, but quickly after, our ETH Maxi leaves the place running & crying, absolutely overwhelmed by the emotional distress of the situation.
Seems like reading the "spaghetti" section of the menu triggered something within him.

An ICP baggie shows up to the parking lot of his local Wendy’s. He sees a man standing by the dumpster, and offers to suck his cock for $50 (all ICP baggies are severely broke). The man agrees to this deal. After they were finished, two other men walked by and the ICP baggie approached them with the same deal. They immediately refused. But when the ICP baggie offered to do it for free because he loves sucking cock, they couldn’t resist.
Thing is, ICP baggies are not only severely broke, but are also massive faggots.

An ICPoor logs into Twitter.
As soon as he starts his shift, he clicks a scammy link promising free money (keep in mind all ICPoors are severely broke).
He gets redirected to a gay porn website, but decides to stay & browse a little, cumming under 2 minutes afterward.
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

>>55857283
Lemme pump you anon
I look like picrel sweetheart
>>55858020
you forgot the r there fuddie, also gm in your country
>>55858479
LMAO saved

>An ICPoor goes to a local Icypee convention.
he decides to attend the convention as a way to meet new people and forget his now ex-bf, Dom
>Also it's free entrance so double motivation as all ICPoors are severely broke
Once inside, the unavoidable happens: our ICPoor accidentally meets his ex-bf inside:
>"hello good sir, how have you been?"
asks our ICPoor, trying to be gentle & respectful towards his past lover and boss
>"oh..hey..."
Dom responds, he's not very aroused as ICP hasn't been performing as well.
5 minutes later, they solve their differences with a 1-minute quickie in the convention's bathroom. Seems like gay sex remains as ICPoors' favorite coping mechanism.
In the end, seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots too.

Now that ICPoors left this board, I will make one last joke about our beloved pajeets.
>an ICPoor goes into 4chan
he now has no motivation as Dom (his now ex-boyfriend) stopped sending those well-needed monthly paychecks.
now that he's deprived of both sexting & food, our ICPoor (whose name is Poomar) decides to lurk /hm/ as a new-found coping mechanism.
Even though he's not as happy as before, handsome men have always been a reason to smile for our fellow ICPoor.
Seems like, even in the end, all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots too.

>>55784189
>>55784532
>"one of the many, pleb"
>"IF I name even one THAT'LL look as if I'm shilling!!"
>"No DON'T MIND my ID CHANGING"
>"REDDIT SPACING? What is that??"
>"Take a look at this SENSIBLE COMMENT!"
lmao kys Poomar
The absolute state of AVAX FUD, it really never gets any better.

Oh man, that was such a nice weekend.
Let's start this week with a banger:

An ICPoor goes to a thrift shop.
Once inside, he's left astonished at how expensive everything is considering his $5 budget.
After looking around for a while, he'd finally leave with only one (1) item: a second-hand 40-inch dragon dildo.
Now he only has $2 left for all the monthly expenses including food.
Even though this will certainly cause problems in his relationship with Poomar (considering our ICPoor, whose name is Dom, didn't send past month Poomar's check), Dom doesn't seem to care as he's too excited about his new purchase, ignoring Poomar's facetime as he sticks into his anus the whole 40-inch dragon dildo, crying out of pure joy and pain, as he knows the pain of being an Icypee baggie is far worse.
Seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots.

Let me just say before I leave (I got relatives and close friends to have fulfilling experiences with).
An ICPoor joins the army.
Considering that's the only job he could land, he seemed pretty enthusiastic about it.
On his first day, the Sargeant asks him
>"ICCCPOOOORRRR, ARE YOU A BROKE FAGGOT?"
The ICPoor quick yet nervously replies
>"YESSSSSSSSSSSS SIRRRRRRRRRR"
Freudian Slip.
Seems like all ICPoors remain severely broke and massive faggots.

He buys 2 tickets, one for Oppenheimer and one for Barbie.
Once inside, he manages to get some free small popcorn and water, thanks to an old coupon he still had in his wallet (he couldn't have afforded them any other way as all ICPoors are severely broke).
The first movie (Oppenheimer) went great, our ICPoor (whose name is Dom) especially enjoyed the 15-minute sex scene between Oppenheimer & Einstein.
However, 15 minutes into Barbie was enough for Dom to leave the theatre in a tantrum, locking himself in the bathroom & immediately calling his distant bf Poomar via Facetime.
>"What happened sir? How can I help? Do you want I to FUD more AVAX threads sir? Would that make you feel happy again sir? Wanna see my anus sir? Dom please not leave me"
Dom, sobbing & crying responds:
>"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
...
After all, seems like all ICPoors are not only severely broke, but also massive faggots too.