/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>17887694
>be chink
>run for president without any intelligible plans for office
>tote UBI as major campaign promise
>offer gibs to minorities
>largest support comes from under-informed NEETS
>literal NEETS
>go on toe rogan
>make it on ballots
>denied access to debate stage
>have microscopic peen and chance at becoming president
>america would rather vote for communist or alzheimer victim
>continue to long for UBI
>become so enraged that you go back to china and eat bat soup while yelling to your (actual) countrymen about your mistreatment by Americans
>spread chinese
>chinese virus ravages markets (but not really people) throughout the world
>chatter of UBI sparks among US politicians
>Trump gives Americans $2000 a month, exactly double what you proposed months earlier
>Americans overwhelmingly support Trump in 2020
>die from kung-flu in late 2020 because bat soup is too good
>pic related, it's toe rogan

>>15503469
/biz/ hates faggots