/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Mark Karpeles wins lawsuit with his fancy lawyers in Japan
>Gets to keep all da BTC
>Since he's friends with Roger Ver, dumps most of his 150k BTC on the market
>Ver and a few other early insiders also do this with their remaining BTC
>Pumps BCH over BTCs market cap
>Meanwhile... Jihan shifts all mining power toward BCH in a coordinated attack of epic proportions
>Core network doesn't even work, price goes down to $1k again, core shills on massive damage control, call it a huge conspiracy
>Weeks go by with thousands of transactions frozen, suicides commence in the most epic flippening imaginable

Screenshot this. It will happen.

Does anyone else have a MtGox claim going? I have about $150,000 trapped with them. Basically at any point I shall be rich again.