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He said spx6900 was gonna go to 250b mc

Hi everyone. I'm Bobo. We've had a lot of fun here on /biz/ over the past couple of weeks, but sadly things must come to an end. Effective immediately, the bull run is over. I will need you to turn in your green candles and bulls in exchange for pink wojaks. A complete report of how much money you lost is not necessary upfront, but we will be expecting it in the coming bag holding years. Complimentary link shills will be provided in this thread for you to take your anger out on. Your former fast food employer had already been notified of these proceedings and has agreed to hire to you back for 8 dollars an hour. We here would like to thank everybody for the exit liquidity services they have provided.

And remember; it's not bullish, it's BOBO(tm)

Well it's official, link is officially the biggest shitcoin ever. You guys have it all wrong, BTC dumping doesnt stop link pumping, link pumping CAUSES BTC dumping. It's the biggest top signal in crypto, as currently being witness. Link pumping signaled an entire market wide crash.

Based thread will be part of history. A random thread that has been made at least 1000 times on biz yet is still alive after a month is quite an anomaly and part of a bigger meaning.

token not sneeded

it's over

So.... you bought yet another dead cat bounce
When will you dumb bulls and slurpers stop buying every 2% swing.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Check your portfolio

You "slurped" at/near ATH?

>he didn’t listen

I’ve seen margin calls you people wouldn’t believe, every minute I short I get stronger.
Every minute you keep your long open you get weaker.
The red candles, like tears in rain….