/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>29223377
>ion thrusters
>slowing anything worthwhile down in just a few years
>on top of cluttering up the already crowded orbits around Earth with literal chunks of asteroids
>to just slow them down enough that they hit the atmosphere only to superheat and either literally explode or vaporize

>>21918236
>hold $200 billion in assets
>try to cash out a single digital percentage of it
>causes mini market crash and the rest of your holdings drop at least 10% in value
>tfw your ex wife uses the billions in alimony you're forced to pay her to fund leftist activist groups
>tfw you still profit by using the increased calls for diversity as a means to bust up any attempts at unionizing among your workforce
He's really fucking weird, but at least the headlines are funny.

>>21155259
>mfw I watched Simeon get liquidated TWICE today
Best part of holding think is watching bears and redditors get rekt

>>20900157

>>20524429
>blocked shitters aren’t very volatile considering there’s no liquidity