/biz/ - Business & Finance

>See new group on your Telegram
>ask and tell them
>"what the fuck is this, the name cant get more pajeety than this"
>get kicked

the amount of dog shit exposed to from being on dead rugpulled shitcoin group to post memes when bored is absolutely insane, its like boomer spam emails but even more vile

and whats up with that name, its like they arent even fucking trying, fucking "curryswap" just sounds like trading haircombs on a rug that someone pulls behind you and you fall to shit filled streets in middle of New Dehli

What are your stories /biz/?

>>23427248
I got you bud.

>>23170536
poop poop while checkin /biz/

>>23156759
reward is 3 LINK
what a service

>>20514525
>>thinking Kucoin won't rig this to get that sweet ORN volume
I trust the honest malaysian boat people

>link is a meme
>btc
>meme is an egregore
>egregore is alive
>egregore needs sacrifice
>corona comes
>halvening soon too comes
>sacrifices are being taken as we speak
>we very very soon bull bigger than u can imagine
just hodl and buy more.

>>17499641

>>16802426

>>1894713

LBIX

What is on your to-do list once you become a multi-trillionaire?
>Offer to invest a million dollars in a project.
>Have an official meeting with guys in suits in a big board room.
>Sitting their in my T-shirt
Oh sorry, guys, I need to take a massive shit.
"Oh it's okay, we don't mind."
Glad to hear it.
>Just sit there.
>The room starts to emanate a more nasty smell.
>I reach into my pants and pull out a nice lump, and start spreading it across my face.
>Lick the snot dripping out of nose.
>Look that the shocked reactions of these well-dressed fags who need my money.
>Try to keep a straight face.
>Fail and start laughing maniacally.

Beat that.