/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57568713
yup, we're all going to hell. but at least we'll be rich.

>>55201726
Total banker death incoming.

>>24426559
that's a man

first for AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
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GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
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GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
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GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
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GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA
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GPRO BUYING OUT TESLA

>>22707364
I’ve got three of those just after nearly blowing up my account.

How are self driving trucks any better than trains?

Get in now bros, I'm already 2x, this NEWTON is going to the moon

COOMCOIN has been listed on coingecko, and could be on blockfolio and delta soon. Shoeinf plenty of bull potential, wouldn't hurt to throw in a few coins.

Green IDs gonna make it
Red IDs go broke
All others get your speculations and strategies rated

>>21506873
Thanks, wealthy Chinaman!

Should I dump Ford, bros? I've been thinking about it for a while. I'm planning to reinvest it into an S&P500 ETF.
>>21272756
How would this feel on my dick?

>>14245335
Capital flight

bonds are a meme, the EU is fucked, Japan is fucked, china has retarded amounts of debt and no transparency. the US stock market is the only place to park money

I'M A WAGEKEK

>>13853369
how tf would this even be possible? amd will be supply BOTH sony and microsoft for their next gen consoles. new ryzen cpus absolutely killed intel.

Reporting in

>got yesterday and now today off from the wagerslaver
>all i can think about is how much more needs to be saved up before i can leave the USA for good
>all i can think about is how sexually frustrated/repressed I am
>almost prefer working (slaving) at this point

All I'm doing today is smoke peasantgrass and listen to 80s japanese city pop

>OH SHIT IM ABOUT TO DUB

AH YEAH ANOTHER SATURDAY NIGHT FRANTICLY REFRESHING /BIZ/ AND SHIT POSTING ABOUT A DEAD MARKET WHILE MY NET WORTH VANISHES BEFORE MY VERY EYES

why in the fuck did I read that

Has crypto become a giant joke?

My answer via a story:

A wannabe butter monk messaged his Master about an altcoin he wanted to buy. The Master told him it was fated to moon. "It's only $0.10 per coin." "Buy me 1000 coins," replied the wannabe.

The following day, the coin was at $0.20. Seeing this, the monk texted his master and told him to buy him 5000 more coins. The day after the monk checked his exchange and the coin was at $0.40. Eager to contact his master, he told him to buy 10,000 more coins.

Checking online the following day the monk now saw the coin was valued at $0.90. Thinking what a windfall profit he had made in just a few days, the monk raced to see his master and told him, "Sell all my coins!"

"To whom?" the master replied. "You were the only one buying that coin."

And thus the butter monk was enlightened

>>9703824
Just let that idiot be. Do not educate him. When the time comes he'll be gargling balls in an alley for 0.0000001 link.

Where the fuck is inflation
Why can't the fed hit 2%