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>>53945325
Oil will be totally depleted in two more weeks. It's made from decomposed dinosaurs which don't exist anymore. So it's not possible for the earth to make new oil at all ever unless we bring back dinosaurs and use them to make fuel from their fossils millions of years later.
Oil couldn't possibly come from anything other than dinosaurs which is why it'll totally be 100% guaranteed depleted fully in two weeks. Just ask our resident dinosaur expert to tell you all about how this fossil fuel that is solely made from decomposed dinosaurs and not one other thing ever will totally be 100% completely depleted in fourteen more days ™