/biz/ - Business & Finance

We’ve gotta pop by the market, Dump SPY. It's gonna be a nice one too.
>The what? Dump SPY? What do we need to dump SPY for?
Why in the hell do you think we just pumped all that money on SPY? The whole point of pumping SPY in the first place is to get the holders nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know… they can’t sell. Because of the implication.
>Oh, uh… okay. You had me going there for the first part. The second half kind of threw me.
Dude, dude, think about it. The investor is in the middle of a Bear Market with some ETF they barely understand. The investor looks around and what do they see? Nothing but red seas. “Ahhh, there’s nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do? Sell?”
>Okay… that seems really dark.
Nah, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me bro.
>I think I am.
Yeah, you are. Because if the investor wanted to sell, then the answer is obviously sell.
>No. Right.
But the thing is they're not going to sell. They would never sell. Because of the implication.
>Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for them if they decide to sell SPY. Not that things are going to go wrong for them, but they're thinking that they will.
>But it sounds like they don’t want to sell SPY?
Why aren’t you understanding this?

We’ve gotta pop by the market, Dump SPY. It's gonna be a nice one too.
>The what? Dump SPY? What do we need to dump SPY for?
Why in the hell do you think we just pumped all that money on SPY? The whole point of pumping SPY in the first place is to get the holders nice and tipsy topside, so we can take em to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know… they can’t sell. Because of the implication.
>Oh, uh… okay. You had me going there for the first part. The second half kind of threw me.
Dude, dude, think about it. The investor is in the middle of a Bear Market with some ETF they barely understand. The investor looks around and what do they see? Nothing but red seas. “Ahhh, there’s nowhere for me to run. What am I going to do? Sell?”
>Okay… that seems really dark.
Nah, it’s not dark. You’re misunderstanding me bro.
>I think I am.
Yeah, you are. Because if the investor wanted to sell, then the answer is obviously sell.
>No. Right.
But the thing is they're not going to sell. They would never sell. Because of the implication.
>Now… you’ve said that word, “implication” a couple of times. What implication?
The implication that things might go wrong for them if they decide to sell SPY. Not that things are going to go wrong for them, but they're thinking that they will.
>But it sounds like they don’t want to sell SPY?
Why aren’t you understanding this?

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Oh my God you're never going to see how fucking funny i am it's fucking over