/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57239373
>be gary
>have zero fucking excuse to block the ETF
>need blackrock tribesmen to get their cheapies before they do
>deadline coming up
>"w-we were backed goyim!!!!"
>now have an excuse to delay and its crashing for cheapies.
it's that simple fuck gary I hope he gets fired soon

Women have got to be a financial mistake. I spend all this time learning how to attract them, how to not give a fuck, how to fuck -

And all she wants to do is expensive shit and constantly nagging. What the hell. Women are an absolute business scam holy shit

>640 million
gyatt damn

My name is shant'iqua then

No amount of money will ever get her back

>>54842743
did y'all know that the first time vitalik butters died in a car accident his father saw the meme story and tried to contact money skeleton but skelly was on a flight so for several hours his dad thought he was actually dead

pepl bros, what the fuck?
its just going straight up

bitcorn is mooning vs the argentine peso

Im about to FOMO into Pepe (Ticker: PEPE)
What are the financial implications for that?

Please attach a photo of your hand to your reply in order to validate that you are human

Credit cards are fucking awesome

Its late in the bear market and this board still sucks. I'm too much of a 34 year old boomer now to be clued into the cool new places to shitpost, if there even are any. Probably not, it all seems to be overrun by special interest groups shitposting their own propaganda/advertising their products. Not to mention actual feds/their contractors trying to push extremely cringe propaganda into my brain any time anything geopolitical happens that they do not like.

what was once unironically one of the best places to discuss fake internet money page one now consists of shit like

>pmg bagholders who do not actually talk about anything just say the same memes in every thread and cant answer how the fake and gay paper metal markets will be dismantled so that their rocks can actually appreciate in value
>tardfi stock bag holders who i'm not convinced are actually real, similar to pmg its just ppl shitposting the same memes in every thread not actually discussing anything and tardfi scammers trying to drum up exit liquidity for their cringe scams
>gme similar to above
>bbby similar to above
>tera luna bagholders similar to above but still totally traumatized by their loss
>xrp bagholders
>fake and gay shill threads about L1 competitors most of which seem unlikely to revisit old ATHs if previous market cycles are any indication
>constant eslnigger token scams that have hardly evolved in 10 years

how do i profit from this? unironically, there seems like a tremendous opportunity to make something better but all platforms for discussing anything are dogshit now.

>>53794389
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>>53796219
how do i get a gf like this

>long squeeth

been waiting for more or less 10 years for the economic collapse?

Do I need to wait another 2 weeks, more, right?

>>50950969
Does it make you uncomfortable?

>not one person in /pmg/ has an old and new sovereign and a camera that isn't absolute dogshit

Guys... I actually don't know how to sell...

>>28945808

You chose 4 coins that went down and only 1 that went up. Maybe next time choose 5 coins that go up fren

When are you guys selling? I can feel the top getting nearer.

>Phonefag from the other day here
Someone in this general told me to get binance and unidex to store and buy Bitcoin, I've gone with kraken but I cannot find dogecoin on unidex
Pls halp and thanks again to the anons who did me a halp last time
:D

For every 1 dollar I make from crypto, I earn 43 cents post-tax.
That's because my handicap benefits get lowered by 30 cents for every dollar I make, and then there's taxes on top of that.

>>27183524
You need to wait til wedanesday to work that out?

>bean cash

>>26335270
>buy PLTR
why?

>>26094619
>bird money