/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58510997
>Are all the "frens" just bots?
Most of the people posting about all shitcoins are. That being said I actually put 50% of my shitcoin play for this season into APU for no real reason beyond probably undiagnosed schizophrenia. I don't have enough to make it by far but I think there's a reasonably good chance it can hit a 10x from here when the shitcoin casino goes into overdrive closer to the election.

My dreams tell me there won't be anything dramatic happening this year, until Q4 or possibly Q1 2025. I expect lots of crabbing and then a slow bleeding after the halving.

>>56628254
I just have a quicksilver card, nothing sexy
>>56628294
Nothing stops you from including asset gainz as income on these shitass forms. My "real" job probably gets me like $40k or something idk but I just look at my brokerage account's YTD and magically add that shit and boom suddenly I'm on that $90k grind, extended credit limit, low(ish) rates, it really is that easy. And you know, I've had people tell me my capital appreciation isn't a "real income" before. It's funny because it feels pretty fucking real once I transfer it to my bank account.

>>52632946
Pic related unironically

Don't worry guys. I forgot I was holding a stack, so I will manifest $2,000. Just give me a few months to make it happen.