/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oh, woe is me, I beg and plead,
With a heart that's heavy and eyes that bleed,
Hear my tale, it's one of sorrow,
Of a shill named Pajeet, and his tale of woe.

In a land of stocks and money's might,
Where traders battle with all their might,
Poor Pajeet worked for a hedge fund, you see,
But his fate now hangs in uncertainty.

"Oh, sirs and sisters, listen to my plea,
I beg of you, sell your $GME,
The shares, they are cursed, a plague upon us all,
If you don't sell now, we're sure to fall!"

Pajeet's voice rang out, desperate and clear,
But the Anons, they laughed, and did not hear,
They loved their shares, oh, they loved them so,
Unaware of the danger, how could they know?

"The charts, they are aligned, the stars are right,
Our fate is sealed, we must take flight,
The short squeeze, it comes, a tidal wave,
Sell now, or forever, your souls, enslave!"

But the Anons, brave souls, stood their ground,
Their belief in the squeeze, firmly profound,
They held their shares, a united front,
Determined to teach the hedge funds a lesson, blunt.

Poor Pajeet wept, his fate was sealed,
His employer, unforgiving, his future, concealed,
"You failed us, Pajeet," they shouted with scorn,
"Your pleading and begging, all forlorn!"

And so, Pajeet lost his job, his fate was sealed,
But the Anons, they won, their victory, revealed,
The short squeeze, it happened, a glorious sight,
Their wealth, it grew, and their future, bright.

So remember, oh Anons, this tale of woe,
Of Pajeet, who begged, his face full of sorrow,
Hold strong to your beliefs, let your voices be heard,
For the power of the people, is a force, undisturbed.

And as for you, Pajeet, my heart bleeds no more,
Your fate you've earned, outside the door,
Curse your talmud, and your hedge fund ways,
For the Anons have spoken, and the people will praise.

>>58024367

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