/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50719339
Silly bobo. Didn't you get the message? All we had to do was change the definition of recession therefore the recession is cancelled. Inflation is cancelled too. Bears never get to cum, because as soon as you almost ejaculate, we'll change the definition of that too.

>>50669742
Serves him right. We don't tolerate antisemitism here or at reddit!

>>50654339
I'm gonna be perfectly honest with you anon, when it comes to taxes for trading stocks, I literally do nothing. I dont file any of my trades I make the IRS do it (they do it for free). They then send me a bill which I ignore for at least a year. Then when they finally come after me I set up a payment plan for a very minimal amount stretched over a long time. I make it as difficult as possible for those cock sucking vultures to get their money. And here you are worried about wash sales.

>>50643378
Hope you closed those puts because we're going to $30 next week.

>>50571546
Baggot you still good zero SIGA shares. It's pretty embarrassing at this point. I put my penis on your face last night to prove a point. Hope you didn't catch mpox

>>50519390
I payed rent

Let me give you fathands special pick of the day. LMDX. Bill gates just bought 7% into the company and it's covid related. It's cheap as fuck because they just had share dilution. Don't miss out.

>>50495382
That's fucking rude. Apologize to me right fucking now king chud!

>>50467725
Because I'm selling covered calls. You have my permission to moon once I've collected all of the theta.

>>50449487
I still remember her crying after she got strong armed into voting for money to Israel. She thought she had power. She is just a puppet to the jews. Also I've gotten 3 emergency alert test texts on my phone in the last 2 hours. They are obviously planning something.