/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23965924
UTZ

>GF gets into stocks
>she knows I post here but never visits herself
>but I told her all about home GME was memed here
>GME moons today, she checks the thread to see how all of you are taking it
>sees OP image
>asks me "did you post this OP? is this how you want me to act?"

>>23090473
>UTZ gets acquired by PEP
T-thats all. I don't need much...

Oh I guess also
>UNI shitcoin gets a huge bullrun to $100 EoY when V3 comes out

Just because I managed to get some of those for free just from gambling like $40 in crypto lol

>>22804471
Their products are shit. My dad got a Goal laptop long ago and it had some issue with the screen tearing. Looked online and it was just standard for the fucking laptop - almost everyone who owned it complained about screen tear after about a year. Also the build quality is shit too and the cheap plastic hinges end up breaking from normal use.

>>22627330
No. Literally nobody even knew who she was or cared tiil CNN told them to cry for her. you're witnessing NPC programming in real time.

>actually work when wfh
>boomer middle managers seethe that they can't keep track of what I'm doing because I'm handling so much stuff and they literally can't fucking operate outlook properly so never see any emails I cc them on
>starting this week I'm expected to go into office again, citing that the nature of my job requires physical presence since I'm troubleshooting system issues
>it literally fucking doesn't and j can get issues tracked faster at home when j don't have bumblefucks coming to my office every 5 minutes to ask me to set up the office printer
>setting up office printers is not my job, can be done remotely, and I literally just wrote a q click script for everyone to put on their desktops for printer installs
>they still don't fucking know how to click a desktop icon
>go to office and do back fucking shit because I just wanna be home
>they denied my request for a promotion months before the pandemic

Boomers really are the worst generation. I'm not working at all back in office, fuck that. I claimed ADHD disability to HR and will request WFH accommodation. IDGAF if they let me go at this point desu, they depend too much on me since they're all too retarded to operate anything electronic that isn't a microwave. Plus letting me go after disclosing my disability may give me an opening to sue their boomer asses. Fuck boomers.

>>22520000
You can. Buy CPB.

>>22518091
nice

So then I shouldn't sell because the dollar will turn to shoot? The markets are not looking good right now.