/biz/ - Business & Finance

How much of your LINK was left in stable coins, shitcoins and rug pulled and you will never see again?
420 here. Mostly in chinese shitcoins, 10% lost to Sirgay

>ctrl-f "chainlink"
>1 result

So you're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel (Iso 20022 compliant, just in time for the Psd2 directive), the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, Microsoft, IBM, docusign, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept himself, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives, logistics and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its blockchain agnostic and decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 45 ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit and ACTIVELY fud their own investment instead of shilling it, because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market, the same neets who first called btc and eth when no one was taking crypto seriously and have harnessed the power of weaponized autism and meme magick to put Trump in the white house? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.

If I had to guess she would say something like
>I think one Mercury dime is fine for a handjob but if you want all three holes im going to need three

You will own nothing

And you will be happy

>>24056031
Not happening tonight. But we will hit $45 by EOY

remember

>>22683580
not really. I do other things but shitposting here is still comfy no matter how much money you have

Have been camping in the woods for the last 3 weeks

"KIKE NIGGER JEWS AGAIN!" Sergey roared stomping into his office decorated to look suspiciously like the Cayman Islands.
"What's the problem this time?" inquired Adelyn looking up from her wet dictionary with a jaded glance.
Rory and Thomas stood over in the corner by the coffee machine. Rory shrugged his shoulders, Thomas rolled his eyes and mouthed "not again" to Rory. Rory, not wanting to get involved in yet another morning 'incident', thought of his wife's son and all they had built together.
"Well..." Sergey began before staring into space for a solid 42 seconds. The others had grown accustomed to this inevitable delay and waited patiently.
"The media, in all their wisdom, cannot see the value of smart contracts; but flippantly share BLM bullcrap". “It’s like a torrent of shit published minute by minute hour by hour!” Rory and Thomas kept their poker faces while Adelyn blew a big bubble of blue HubbaBubba, seemingly immune to the rhetoric, possibly because she was an Asian woman on loan from the Chinese state department.
"And, what's worst," Sergey continued jumping up and down, his fat violently oozing, his chubby arms flailing wide around, "that Microsoft dude is coming today and I'm just not in the mood to talk about "how much I care about BLM"” Sergey fingered the air overemphasizing the quotes and the problem.
"Aww just focus on your oracles sweetie" said Adelyn cooing, "that's what he's come for. Try and stay focused!"
"yeah focused and 1keoy" thought Sergey. Out loud he said with a wink "You're right my little spelling bee, everyone come over here for a group huddle"
Rory and Thomas looked over at each other and sighed in unison and Adelyn complied with a ‘white people walking past you grimace’ expression on her face.
Each put their hands into the center, "One Two Three, We Just Win" they shouted together smiling the Smart Contract mandated smile

sweet baby jesus i am so excited for all of you guys. there's 1 person in my life that i can share this with and he's a big time normie. i'm stuck sitting here giggling to myself about how early we are and how this is all gonna change our lives. but not yet. just keep hanging on for the ride marines

>>20913661
>>20913703
Go back to discord trannies

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my stinky, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 meters behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

Cant answer my posts ? Have nothing to say about your empty wishful thinking ? Even call yourself as a LinkGateKeeper... what the fuck..

"Link will dump out so hard in the coming days and weeks you will kill yourself."

See faggot ? i can say the same sentence as you and its value is the same - ZERO.

Sage.
Better start posting Nico...

>>19801438
Fud harder faggot

>>19801456
>simp
Even bigger faggot

Link 1k EOY

>>19466615
Can't buy much with only $1m these days

>>18816282
You mean like in June 2019? kek

>>18661944
BASED

I cant remember the exact instant where I first seen the cube.
I know it was on this website, but im not sure if it was this board or someone reaching out to /pol/

I have a sneaking suspicion we have all been duped by social engineers.

Anytime any chain that's the blockchain agnostic guarantee that has made chainlink a household name. Uncle Sergey swears by blockchain agnostic tech. Remember if it ain't blockchain agnostic it ain't worth a damn!
Im storing my linkies on the monero chain for privacy reasons and multiple pos shitcoins so I don't even have to wait for steaking

>>17333111

Sergeys been putting off pussy for a few years now... He asked Rory to find him some prime girls who are, and I quote, "entirely mold-able".

Im Rory. Do you guys have any suggestions of non blood sucking vampires to hook my God-King up with?