/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18194784
Come on buddy. Stay with me
>cpr
>unzips pants puts flacid cawk in my mouth
> cup the balls
* heart beat

>>16574816
>mainly time and ease
that takes like 1 hour at most.
you will hate yourself in 10 years for not investing that one hour to make millions of dollars.

>>15021842
you're getting some bad advice in this thread, OP.
you need to go see your doctor, because you need the abscess cut open, drained, and thoroughly irrigated. shit is only going to get worse if you keep this up without addressing the actual issue.
also the people suggesting methanol don't know what they're talking about. would probably work for a superficial topical infection, but an abscess is walled off and topical shit isn't going to work.
good luck, OP

>>14829018
I would recommend a large dose of poopoopeepee for the next 5 weeks

>>13856070
MD is based as long as your not a dermatologist or orthopod or some other mem specialty. you're literally changing the lives of the people you see everyday in the most tangible and important way, even if it doesn't feel that way all the time. it has it's issues but it's still about a million times better than being some cuck lawyer or undervalued engineer.
>tfw fell for the md meme and i love my job and i'm making my community and world a better place and there's an endless supply of qt nurses thirsting after my dick and i'm going to be rich in a few years

>>13835868
>medical student
>complete anki cards for maximum time spent to learning ratio
fucking kek didn't believe you until i read this bit
also
>practice suturing on them so I look good when the surgeons ask me to suture
based
keep doing your thing, my dude.

clearly you should masturbate more