/biz/ - Business & Finance

>18
>halfway through senior year
>job in furniture manufacturing, $12 canabucks/hr
>balancing school and work, end up with $1000 paycheck a month
help a zoomer newfag out, how do I save myself from the wagecage? I'm interested in crypto and want to try that out before developing a portfolio
any starter tips?

Yes

how do i become a NEET?
i dont want to be a wagie
should I go to college?

Here we go again, it's Monday at last
He's heading for the Waterloo line
To catch the 8 a.m. fast, its usually dead on time
Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine

Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie
Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'How's the wife and home?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'

Let me get inside you, let me take control of you
We could have some good times
All this worry will get you down
I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so

Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
You're part of the production line
You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines
Get out of the pack, before they peel you back

Arrive at the office, spot on time
The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine
'Good Morning Smithers Jones'
'The boss wants to see you alone'
'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'

Anyone holding NOG? Kinda nervous...