/biz/ - Business & Finance

Anyone who was above 18 when the lockdowns started should be able to remove 2 years from their current age. There’s no way I’m actually 24.

>talking to work waifu
>"Blah blah blah…my boyfriend…blah blah blah"

If the bullrun is real and I sell at the right time I will have gotten rich because of The Fappening.
Thanks Jennifer Lawrence.

every year that passes without me getting a gf my appeal as a male depreciates

I graduate from college in May and I didn’t fuck any of the girls from my school.

>>29795284
>Ada wont go any higher than $5/6
>this is a shit buy now

Handsome but boring and autistic.

Any of you manage to /makeit/ in terms of personality?
I’m so weird and forgettable.

If enough of us pool our money together we can clone Hitler from DNA samples and restart his great work.

>almost 2 days of dumping
That’s it. I’m selling everything out of this boomer market.

>>26495532
Hopefully it’s my coin.

I have $1M in ETH.

I'm thinking about quitting life and travelling the world for 2-3 years without checking the price at all, not even once, until I get back.

Smart or stupid?

Blowjob.

Is the insane bubble in real estate, stocks and crypto a result of people desperate to "make it" because they realize their time is almost up?

People know that if you dont get your shit together in the next 10 years you will be priced out of everything for all time.

Home ownership, forget it

Affording a family, forget it

Being able to support yourself? Only with 2 jobs.

Everyday my new hatred for my dad gets validated more. I fucking hate him. I fucking hate his manipulation. I fucking hate his fake hurt puppy act. I fucking hate his sycophancy. I hate his retardation.
I can’t wait for the real bull rallies to start so I can have enough money to get away from that little psycho. Fuck him. Fuck him fuck him.
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Fingering my ass in the shower with a soapy index finger feels great.

How do I profit off this?

One or two alt-seasons?

The most useful thing I learned as a newfag
If it dumps and you want to panic sell
Buy

Just let BTC drop to $20k so that we can start the bull run to $100k again.

>>25520700
I think about this all the time.
Even the girls posted in coomer threads have to take disgusting shits out of their assholes every day. Some times they didn’t get enough fiber or they ate some bad food so the shit sprays all over their cheeks and they have to pull up their yoga pants over their ass stained with shit smears. Even Elon Musk takes shits.
The difference is those people can afford to tailor their diets in such a way to make the experience as pleasant as possible and they can afford the best bidets instead of just toilet paper.

Just cleared $1M in crypto.

Should I put it in a high dividend stock and move to India and live off dividends?

Is Indian pussy stanky as fuck?

>mfw it’s all actually real
>mfw even our 4chan neighbors don’t know

This whole thing is real isn’t it?
I’m really gonna reach 6 figures from only 2 months’ worth of fast food wagie savings, aren’t I? Blockchain is actually real, isn’t it?
I’m only a 8.333x from six figures...

>I could've paid for my entire University education if I put $500 bucks into BTC in year 1

I drank at least $500 in liquor each month of undergrad instead