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>>3333747

>the year is 2028

anon blasts his new 2029 lamborghini obsidiar down the autopilot highway getting blown by a 18 year old semiandroid waifu named obi. as he rolls up a fresh vape of the latest update to og purple gainz he looks out the window at his private space port fueling up his new gulfstream-lamborghini g9000 spaceplane. as the soothing voice of elon musk emanates from his vehicle's autopilot system, (elan uploaded a copy of his consciousnesses in 2024 to the obsidian secure blockchain) letting the couple know they are making the final exit to their destination, he gets a notification on his magic leap contacts that .01 ODN has been debited from his wallet for his aero's refueling fee, and a request to draw an additional .0001 ODN for a fresh stocking of the finest champagne and waifus for his flight to the spaceport off the newly minted coast of terramars's biggest colony, new obsidiar.