/biz/ - Business & Finance

HOW THE FUCK DO I "ACCUMULATE" ? REEEE

Post your investment value. Lets calculate how much /biz/ affects the market and if its really worth all the shill in here.

$4500

>growing your own food (mostly food which grows fast and doesn't require soil)
>scavenge through people’s garbage for useful things
>taking thousands of straws from McDonalds and selling them online, same for paper napkins etc.
>go to free sample areas and take heaps from each person
>Piss in bottles and dump them out your window to save on water and sewage bills.
>Turn in plastic bottles at super markets
>Pee in the sink
>Find the route to where you need to go with the most hills descent on the way there and flat or descending on the way back to save fuel
>Never open windows and jerk off to stay warm
>Beans and rice is a cheap way to sustain yourself
>give blood or sperm for money
>go into stores and use their deodorant for free
>add compressed air to your propane tank to save on heating costs
>dip candles in melted candles lasts longer
>Use a campfire to cook your meals
>Knock on doors asking for donations for a church
>drive at night with headlights off to save money on electricity
>Eat low fibre diet and shit once every 4-5 days to save money on toilet paper and water bill
>Brush teeth once a week only
>Turn in bottles in at super markets
>Only Shower once every 5 months
>go to laundry rooms, swoop in and steal dryer cycles (You can start a business this way)
>Use same water you use for bathing, defecating, cooking, and washing clothes
>Kill local wildlife for food
>Get water from ponds and rivers
>urinate into a bag of straw for six months then ferment it to extract potassium nitrate, turn that potassium nitrate into gunpowder which you can sell or use
>scavenge old Christmas trees and grind up the needles for a cheap alternative to deodorant (Great way to start a business).
>Take off a week before Christmas and drive around picking up delivered packages while the homeowners are at work.
>Re-use toilet paper and paper towels
>If you get hungry have sex with a girl. Wait for the baby to be born. BOOM Free meal.