/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58359306
i've been on 4chan for 12 years now but i've only been coming to /biz/ for the past 3 years because back then i thought this was a board about starting business and not the crypto scam mecca but i stayed anyway because the memes are funny.
i gotta say, out of all the attempts at getting people here to jump on a shitcoin, this apu shit is the closest i've gotten to think "maybe i should"
either the constant exposure is finally getting to me or you shills are doing a really good job this time.
still not falling for it.
no matter how many times i hear it, i refuse to believe trading shitcoins is actually profitable for anyone other than the people who started the coin.

>>56859905
>>56859915

> almost 4 hours of thread
> no one donated even 1 cent

fuck you 4chan

>>29014165
>>29014255
You're just motivating me to chase after it that much harder. And when I do I'll post it here and rub it in.

>>28837767
I came from /r9k/ and I'm already up $5k+ since I've been here, fuck your old gods and tripfags I'm here to make money.

>>28339205
>mfw I bought at 11.95

>>27513167
>be reading Reddit thread because apparently I like to make myself mad
>see average Redditor's retarded hot take on something
>click on their account
>50 posts on r/wallstreetbets, r/investing, and r/stocks all within the past week
>"GME to the moon!!!1!"
It's happened a dozen times just today. It feels good to see them confirmed as brainlet lemmings. Unlike Reddit karma, their portfolios won't go up because they're "WOKE", Wall St. doesn't give a fuck about their feelings.