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Buy now, sell at 20% profit
you have been warned
rebuy at 8k

NO!!!! CRASH AGAIN!!! I CANNOT INVEST MORE UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The conference tomorrow will reveal to the world the brilliant visionaries at the helm of this project.

Price has already mooned 10%. Once it breaks through the $0.50 resistance the FOMO will begin and small holders and speculators will begin to go all in, with the whales already having accumulated enough.

Once it shoots through the $1 mark, unabated FEAR will ripe through all no-Linkies. With all those who dumped their current accounts into this gem masturbating furiously continuously while refreshing binance.

The $1.50 mark will be met, the largest celebration in history will ensue. The final deluded fudders will start buying, and former wagecuckers with their engineering salaries loaded up in Link will start to reap profits, escape wagecuckoldry and finally buy that new lambo.

The price WILL moon at this point to $2.00, and most probably become a top 5 coin.

From that day forward the industrious and intelligent LINKie engineering nerds who bought this coin knowing it had fundamentals will quit their jobs, with tons of money in their current accounts, to be made even larger by the next wave of fudders and normies finally deciding to buy in.

The industrious LINKies will hold bags FOREVER, with no job, tons of money, and tons of crypto.

I warned you no-LINKies. There's still time to get in. Buy NOW.

Don't be deluded, don't be an no-LINKie.

LTC seems to be relatively stable compared to the dollar so far. Assuming BTC moons hard, and LTC falls to like 0.016 or something, LTC holders will still have profited by the end of this

BUY BUY BUY

THAT FUCKING VOLUME

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON