/biz/ - Business & Finance

>max out on all my credit cards ordering Grubhub, etc
>take out a fixed interest loan to consolidate the credit cards, but instead spend the money on even more grubhub
>weigh almost 500lbs
>declare bankruptcy
>once the bankruptcy is over, use the stored fat to live on just 1000kcals per day of food and use the savings to buy equities btc etc

What are they gonna do, take the fat off my body? Guess they're just going to have to write this one off...

not my problem

I went all in ETH because /biz/ told me it's like spaghetti. I fucking love spaghetti.
Always trust your gut.

>not smart at all
>don't even bother trying to learn TA or anything
>literally just short ETH
>if I get liquidated, just short it again
>made 6 figures doing this

>>29303258
yes but it isn't fun at all, you just wait around while filling your bags. bull markets are full of action and adventure

Bros what does ”cunnillingus” mean it sounds stupid as fuck

>>29258794

You are gonna miss on NPXS and you will regret it. Don't be fucking stupid.

Should I invest in ETC or bite the bullet and get ETH?

>>25940169
Good good.

STILL HUNGRY

>>24494572
Rebased have been positive for an entire month at this point, /biz/ is sleeping yet again.

>>23650408
feels good man, better start working on those refutations
remember they are one-time use as I will make up a new reason for the next rug thread

>>22667720
Maybe you'll understand your mistake when 1 UNI = 1 new release PS5 game.

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Man I'm feeling quite comfy right now. But it's not in my stocks, hehe no, only a child would feel joy from that. But what is making me comfy you ask? Why it's simple, its my filled up diaper. Anyone else feeling comfy from there nice filled up diapers?