/biz/ - Business & Finance

If there's one thing i've learned about /biz/ is that everyone here is fucking crazy and i don't wish the misfortune of them bringing their insanity upon any possible partner on anyone.
And i'm not talking "oh they're crazy but they're really good at making money" or "they're crazy but they sure know a lot about various subjects that can help you out".
You're not autistic savants, you're just autistic.
Not the happy kind of autistic, the sad, barely functional one, the "i drink myself to sleep and cry a lot" kind of terminal autism.

You're all the saddest sacks of shit on this site.
Yes, worse than /tv/.
Yes, even worse than /pol/.
Not threatening, not evil, or dangerous, just genuinely sad.
I don't want any of you to ever have a relationship not because i want to see you die alone as some sort of punishment, but simply because i genuinely think you'll ruin the life of anyone dumb or unfortunate enough to implicate themselves in your eternal sperging trough the numb mess you consider your existences.