/biz/ - Business & Finance

<$10 link is inevitable, thanks to shit btc dumping due to lack of new money interest in the ponzi. get rdy to slurp

Ready, Set, Go! Chainlink is bad. Chainlink is bad. I really want you to know that Chainlink is bad. Most investors are sad. Not to mention real mad. Cuz chainlink investment is bad.

Sergey had a great story. Sounded like linkies would get fame and glory. But then he said sorrey. I'm dumpin all muh link. And now your financials stink :}

Chainlink is bad. Chainlink is bad. I really want you to know that Chainlink is bad. Most investors are sad. Not to mention real mad. Cuz chainlink investment is bad.

No gains for 4 years. Now linkies are plagued with fears. Their stupid token just won't go up. And now all they can do. To try to make ends meet. Is urinate and then drink a cup xD.

Chainlink is bad. Chainlink is bad. I really want you to know that Chainlink is bad. Most investors are sad. Not to mention real mad. Cuz chainlink investment is bad.

if you think you're right, you gotta sit tight

I think chainlink is a great investment.
Reason 1: Oracles are big, and link has that first mover advantage.
Reason 2: CCIP right around the corner. This will usher in a whole new landscape of coins and investment opportunities, kind of like eth in 2017 but bigger.
Reason 3: staking. if you're not in the pool now, you're gonna wanna get into it once it opens up more. you need link to stake, so get it now to have a chance to get in the pool

just hate chainlink oh yeah hate chainlink. fuck chainlink it sucks fuck chainlink its terrible i hate chainlink

in it for the tech check.
who here is just in it for the tech? imagine looking at the price lol

If you hold this you are a cuckhold.

citi report say link > bitcoin

remember, the link fuddies are evil as fuck. keep calling them out for being evil. it puts them on the backfoot, because they know it's true. they are evil demons lying to innocent people 24/7. their souls are shriveled, black, and burnt.

u missed teh bullrun

i wrote a song for how much i hate chainlinkers :^) hope you enjoy:

dooo dooo doo dooooooo
i hate chainlinkers theyre so damn dumb
i hate linkers cuz theyre gay
i hate linkers they are so damn dumb
other coins mog em every day

i hate linkies cuz they're so damn dumb
should just bought btc
btc and eth mog em night and day
if you hold link u are gay

MUH STAKING IS SO GREAT
MUH POOL IS CLOSED
these are copes and link is stupid
poverty will be theirs forever
fuck linkies they are duuumb

It begins...
The Adam and Eve Formation...
The Genesis of a new crop of multi-millionaires....

Here they are for one and all, the Linkies are about to call,

Come and sit down here with me, they’re here for you on your tv,

they are the Linkies, they are the Linkies.

Come with me give me your hand, I’ll take you up to Linkie land,

you can fly just like a bird or sing the best song ever heard,

they were the Linkies, they were the Linkies, they were the Linkies.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa…

is there any kind of fucking thing to believe I'm disrespectful??

am i the only one here who loathes the "link marines"? like, why does any of them think we want to hear their opinion on anything? the worst performing crypto of the past 3 years, and they just bag held it the entire time

i'm just so excited for you wacky & crazy kids. $100 soon

I'm trying to find the words to describe this coin without being disrespectful

I'm not going to tell you this crypto will increase in value, or even hold its current value. The truth is, you bought it because you like it. Link has value to you. That's what matters.

Noticing quite a few of what I will term ‘narrative’ posts telling a story. Prefaced by phrases such as ‘I am not sellling / unstaking / giving up’

Often with an accompanying story of how long they have been holding or why they bought their first linkie etc. Something personal about life, job or family. To elicit empathy.

Regurgitation of age old snippets about % of link shorted, some or other historical price volatility. Key quote from someone.

‘I believe X, Y, Z.‘ or ‘It would be best to…’. ‘I think …’ ‘My thoughts on (insert sore point of our struggle)

‘We are removing all link from exchanges’. Or the innocuous innocent question which is actually bōllōcks ‘Why is this xxx’ or ‘How did that xxx’

There are a dozen permutations. Some are no doubt genuine, but my sense is more are plants written to board slide and are being paid for.

If true, what can we do?

1. have sex
2. build rewards
3. pool's closed
4. bought in 2018
5. im rich ur not
6. i bet u have to commute to work still kek
7. did i say have sex yet
8. link > all crypto
9. btc = scam
10. CCIP = the God protocol

just a friendly reminder: pool's closed :^)

$20 waiting room

say it, stinkies. say "i made a poor financial decision investing in this token". i want to hear you say it. i want to see you squirm

staked in v0.2? you owe taxes. simply putting your link in v0.2 is a taxable event.