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Would you let Jeff Bezos rape everyone in your family then deep throat you and vomit all over your face while re ravaging your anus with a 15" dildo for 68.5 billion dollars?

Would you let Jeff Bezos rape everyone in your family then deep throat you and vomit all over your face while re ravaging your anus with a 15" dildo for 68.5 billion dollars?

Jeff Bezos

>Bezos is the maternal grandson of Lawrence Preston Gise, a regional director of the U.S. Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) in Albuquerque.[10] Gise retired early to his family's ranch near Cotulla, Texas, where Bezos would spend many summers in his youth.[8] Bezos would later purchase this ranch, and grow it from 25,000 acres (101 km2; 39 sq mi) to 300,000 acres
>After Bezos graduated from Princeton in 1987, he was offered jobs at Intel, Bell Labs, and Andersen Consulting, among others.

He was never going to be poor. His family had a 25k acre ranch, they were loaded, he went to Princeton.

is he the goat?
amazon has the biggest upside out of any company today.